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fandomhigh2019-06-04 06:52 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandomhigh2019-06-04 06:52 am
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The Mid-Century Cookbook; Tuesday, First Period [06/04].
"Good morning, everyone!" Summer greeted the class in her usual brightly maniacle way, for another great class of horrible food crimes. "I don't know how you're all feeling, but it's nice to have some good, decent, normal food on the island again, isn't it? I mean, we're still going to be pretty much making things out of the worst things ever, but it's nice having options, isn't it?
"Anyway, I was talking with my cat yesterday," and she was delighted with how literal that was, yes, especially since Pancakes did not at all seem to have any qualms about being spayed, unlike her last pet that had gain verbal communication skills, "about what we could do in class today, and she made it very clear that I should, under no circumstances, bastardize and ruin tuna for her."
Pause.
"So of course we're going to bastardize and ruin tuna for her. It's as good a time as any to pull out the old Pirate's Pie, so named, I think, because it'll make anyone it's served to voluntarily walk the plank. Let's get started!"
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"Anyway, I was talking with my cat yesterday," and she was delighted with how literal that was, yes, especially since Pancakes did not at all seem to have any qualms about being spayed, unlike her last pet that had gain verbal communication skills, "about what we could do in class today, and she made it very clear that I should, under no circumstances, bastardize and ruin tuna for her."
Pause.
"So of course we're going to bastardize and ruin tuna for her. It's as good a time as any to pull out the old Pirate's Pie, so named, I think, because it'll make anyone it's served to voluntarily walk the plank. Let's get started!"
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