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fandomhigh2019-05-16 10:31 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2019-05-16 10:31 pm
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Sparkly Destruction - Arts & Crafts That You Can Use, Thursday 3rd Period
At least one of your teachers was really excited to fight a dinosaur. At the very least, one was pretty much bouncing with suppressed energy as class began.
"We should have dinos in our next fighty class," Magnus said.
"I like the feathery ones better." That wasn't a disagreement, giant, feathered murderbirds seemed a lot more dangerous.
"We can find those after!" Compromise, children. About fighting giant, feathered murderbirds.
Magnus grinned at the class, gesturing out into the woods. "So there are super dangerous things out here now. Let's make a simple weapon out of what we've got!"
And in case they hadn't figured it from the fact what they had were pointy sticks and sparkly rocks, "Since most of these super dangerous things are bigger than you, that means you want something with reach."
"A spear!" Did he need to emphasize the word that much? No. But it was fun to say like that. "Please don't stab each other, though. I think we'd get in trouble for that."
"Let's not find out."
Magnus nodded in plaintive agreement. "We've got sticks and rocks and extra glitter."
"We should have dinos in our next fighty class," Magnus said.
"I like the feathery ones better." That wasn't a disagreement, giant, feathered murderbirds seemed a lot more dangerous.
"We can find those after!" Compromise, children. About fighting giant, feathered murderbirds.
Magnus grinned at the class, gesturing out into the woods. "So there are super dangerous things out here now. Let's make a simple weapon out of what we've got!"
And in case they hadn't figured it from the fact what they had were pointy sticks and sparkly rocks, "Since most of these super dangerous things are bigger than you, that means you want something with reach."
"A spear!" Did he need to emphasize the word that much? No. But it was fun to say like that. "Please don't stab each other, though. I think we'd get in trouble for that."
"Let's not find out."
Magnus nodded in plaintive agreement. "We've got sticks and rocks and extra glitter."