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fandomhigh2019-05-07 12:30 pm
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Wilderness Adventures, Tuesday, May 7 [2nd period]
Not surprisingly for a class with “wilderness” in the name, Steve and Tony had gotten in touch with their students to let them know to meet just outside the Preserve. “Okay, so the wilderness on the island will probably not eat you,” Steve began optimistically.
"Most of the time," Tony added. "We think. You know what? Exercise caution. How about that?"
"Probably a good idea," Steve said. "I'm Steve Rogers, this is Tony Stark, and we're your teachers for this class this summer! We're very excited to teach you all about surviving in the wild."
One of them was wearing pressed khaki pants. They definitely looked like people who could survive in the wild, huh?
Maybe if they could find a box of scraps out there?
"First, how about you all introduce yourself and let us know what experience you have in this," Tony said with a smile.
"And after that, we've set up an easy exercise through the woods to get you familiar with using a compass," Steve added. Apparently they were for more holding a picture of your kinda-sorta girlfriend from the '40s to stare at moodily! Who knew?
Say whaaaat?
"It'll be fun," Tony said, much too optimistic.
"There's a snack waiting for you when you get to the end!" Steve told them.
If they'd remembered to cover it from the bugs. Had they done that?
...They had not. Sorry, kids.
"Most of the time," Tony added. "We think. You know what? Exercise caution. How about that?"
"Probably a good idea," Steve said. "I'm Steve Rogers, this is Tony Stark, and we're your teachers for this class this summer! We're very excited to teach you all about surviving in the wild."
One of them was wearing pressed khaki pants. They definitely looked like people who could survive in the wild, huh?
Maybe if they could find a box of scraps out there?
"First, how about you all introduce yourself and let us know what experience you have in this," Tony said with a smile.
"And after that, we've set up an easy exercise through the woods to get you familiar with using a compass," Steve added. Apparently they were for more holding a picture of your kinda-sorta girlfriend from the '40s to stare at moodily! Who knew?
Say whaaaat?
"It'll be fun," Tony said, much too optimistic.
"There's a snack waiting for you when you get to the end!" Steve told them.
If they'd remembered to cover it from the bugs. Had they done that?
...They had not. Sorry, kids.
Re: Introduce yourself!
...wondering if he should pull off a mutiny and just teach this class himself because he was pretty sure he could do it just as well if not better with his arms tied behind his back....
"...a bit versed in the outdoors, I guess you could sayyyy."
A snack at the end? What kind of Cub Scout Little League Kiddie Grade Pageantry was this nonsense anyway? A compass? Fuck. Just follow the moss on the trees, you degens.
Re: Introduce yourself!
Re: Introduce yourself!
After all, how civilized could a place be if they didn't even have All-Dressed chips?
"Ohhh," he said, "I'd say right about sqaure on the center of lived my whole life on a farm up until this weekend, summers out in the woods since before I could even properleh walk, which includes some time out in cabins and hunting blinds where the only running water you got is that crick down there by where you sister swears left and right she saw a couple of bears living, but you know she just made that up because you know bears don't usually migrate that far south, but you let her go on believing it because, well, that's just what you do."
Re: Introduce yourself!