Kitty Pryde-Barton (
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Adulting 101- Monday- 2nd period
Kitty had been here long enough to know what was up today, and that also meant she had to scrap her class idea because she knew people wouldn't be paying attention.
"Good morning, the island is messing with us again," Kitty greeted everyone when they got to the classroom. "If you're having all these weird feelings and can't focus, you're not the only one, and because of that, you get to have a quick and dirty sex ed talk." Sure, she got pregnant last year by accident, but still! Also she probably shouldn't have used that phrasing. Anyway here, she had handouts to give you all. "Sex is totally natural and nothing to be embarrassed about, but it is something you should be really careful about. This is info on the different types of birth control. At your age, girls might already be on the pill, and everyone should be using condoms, every time, to protect against sexually transmitted infections. You can grab some for free on your way out, or get them at the clinic, or they're cheap at the store. You should still be using birth control even for oral sex. Remember that if you are going to be doing anything, make sure to get enthusiastic consent. If they're not into it, if they tell you no, or stop for any reason, that's it. Done. And don't feel pressured to do anything. Your body's going to do enough of that as it is. If you don't want to, that's totally fine."
And then Kitty went behind her desk, and pulled up the carrier she'd had on the floor, setting it on the desk. "And to drive home the fact that these things have consequences, meet my baby. This is Lexi. She's five months old next week. She's learning to sit up and roll over and she might mimic you a little. You're also going to watch her for the rest of the class period. Everything you might need should be in the diaper bag. All you have to do is get her to the end of class without breaking her. Have fun with that."
Totally unplanned, as soon as Kitty headed into the hall, Lexi started crying. Step up, kids.
"Good morning, the island is messing with us again," Kitty greeted everyone when they got to the classroom. "If you're having all these weird feelings and can't focus, you're not the only one, and because of that, you get to have a quick and dirty sex ed talk." Sure, she got pregnant last year by accident, but still! Also she probably shouldn't have used that phrasing. Anyway here, she had handouts to give you all. "Sex is totally natural and nothing to be embarrassed about, but it is something you should be really careful about. This is info on the different types of birth control. At your age, girls might already be on the pill, and everyone should be using condoms, every time, to protect against sexually transmitted infections. You can grab some for free on your way out, or get them at the clinic, or they're cheap at the store. You should still be using birth control even for oral sex. Remember that if you are going to be doing anything, make sure to get enthusiastic consent. If they're not into it, if they tell you no, or stop for any reason, that's it. Done. And don't feel pressured to do anything. Your body's going to do enough of that as it is. If you don't want to, that's totally fine."
And then Kitty went behind her desk, and pulled up the carrier she'd had on the floor, setting it on the desk. "And to drive home the fact that these things have consequences, meet my baby. This is Lexi. She's five months old next week. She's learning to sit up and roll over and she might mimic you a little. You're also going to watch her for the rest of the class period. Everything you might need should be in the diaper bag. All you have to do is get her to the end of class without breaking her. Have fun with that."
Totally unplanned, as soon as Kitty headed into the hall, Lexi started crying. Step up, kids.
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