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fandomhigh2019-03-29 11:04 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2019-03-29 11:04 am
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Practical Diplomacy, March 29, 2019
Today, the diplomacy students would find themselves in the Danger Shop programmed to look like northern California a heavily forested moon.
Doesn't everyone love when Anakin gives you semi-practical experience?
"Today you will make contact and form an alliance with a species that doesn't not speak your language," Anakin began. "You are basically stranded on this world and need this species' help in order to defeat your mutual enemies--also on this moon--and be able to escape back to your people. Your people can't help you themselves because of the aforementioned enemy presence. You aren't even supposed to be here, technically, but one of the fun parts of diplomacy is being places you aren't technically supposed to be."
The sad part was that he really believed that, kids!
He waved his hand at the simulation controls and out popped a dozen Ewoks, holding spears and glaring at you.
And about three feet tall, but that wasn't entirely the point.
"Go," Anakin said. "Negotiate. Don't get speared, kidnapped and eaten."
Though that would've gotten ridden of his son-in-law. Hmm...
Doesn't everyone love when Anakin gives you semi-practical experience?
"Today you will make contact and form an alliance with a species that doesn't not speak your language," Anakin began. "You are basically stranded on this world and need this species' help in order to defeat your mutual enemies--also on this moon--and be able to escape back to your people. Your people can't help you themselves because of the aforementioned enemy presence. You aren't even supposed to be here, technically, but one of the fun parts of diplomacy is being places you aren't technically supposed to be."
The sad part was that he really believed that, kids!
He waved his hand at the simulation controls and out popped a dozen Ewoks, holding spears and glaring at you.
And about three feet tall, but that wasn't entirely the point.
"Go," Anakin said. "Negotiate. Don't get speared, kidnapped and eaten."
Though that would've gotten ridden of his son-in-law. Hmm...
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