Magnus Burnsides (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
magnusrushesin) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandomhigh2019-02-07 08:42 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2019-02-07 08:42 am
Problem Solving and You! - Thursday
The tavern was up once again. Did the teachers just not know how to change it? Or did they just not care?
"Social interactions can be hard," Magnus said. "And sometimes you want cool duck friends, but they end up being murderous jerks and your hopes are just dashed."
"Well, ducks, that's your problem." Ducks were jerks. "Also sometimes getting things wrong socially can be deadly."
"Like, maybe you're trying to get information out if a guy and his half-ogre buddy whose stats are way, way, waaay higher than yours and you depend on someone else to do the talking and you gotta fight your way out..." Oddly specific again, Magnus.
"Or you have to distract some fool who thinks women should be simpering and only speak in rhyme and has the power to enforce his idiocy." Magnus wasn't the only one who could be overly specific.
Magnus offered her a high-five. "So, we've got those three examples in the tavern. See if you can deal with them. With punches."
Cara high fived him back. Magnus would've understood her pain with the Margrave. Especially because Zedd probably would've thrown him to the wolves too.
"Social interactions can be hard," Magnus said. "And sometimes you want cool duck friends, but they end up being murderous jerks and your hopes are just dashed."
"Well, ducks, that's your problem." Ducks were jerks. "Also sometimes getting things wrong socially can be deadly."
"Like, maybe you're trying to get information out if a guy and his half-ogre buddy whose stats are way, way, waaay higher than yours and you depend on someone else to do the talking and you gotta fight your way out..." Oddly specific again, Magnus.
"Or you have to distract some fool who thinks women should be simpering and only speak in rhyme and has the power to enforce his idiocy." Magnus wasn't the only one who could be overly specific.
Magnus offered her a high-five. "So, we've got those three examples in the tavern. See if you can deal with them. With punches."
Cara high fived him back. Magnus would've understood her pain with the Margrave. Especially because Zedd probably would've thrown him to the wolves too.
Sign In
Re: Sign In
Re: Sign In
Re: Sign In
Re: Sign In
Listen to the Lecture
Walk Around the Tavern
Walk Around the Tavern - Not So Mighty Ducks
Re: Walk Around the Tavern - Not So Mighty Ducks
Which was the story of why there was a white saber-toothed tiger attempting to maul what looked like three large skulking ducks.
Walk Around the Tavern - The Odd Couple
Walk Around the Tavern - The Least Intetesting Man In The World
One might even expect him to doff a hat with a "M'lady." for good measure.
Talk to the Teachers
OOC