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fandomhigh2019-01-04 06:57 am
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2019-01-04 06:57 am
Life Lessons Through Screen Time, Friday
When the students arrived for today's class, they would find their teachers eating cheesecake. Straight off the cake, with forks. "It's okay," Vanessa assured them. "We got another one for you...although we might have forgotten plates. Figure that out yourselves. Anyway, this is...what did we call this class?" she asked Wade. "Did we go with our working title of, 'I Dunno, Movie Day?'"
"Let me pull up the post," Wade said with a deeply put upon sigh, digging out his phone for it. He stabbed his fork right into the cheesecake to stake his claim. "Spring... 2019... no, not ours. Nope. Wow, two dance classes? Weird synergy. Here we are! Life Lessons through Screen Time. That's pretty thinky for us, though."
"The moose must have changed it," Vanessa said with a shrug. "Welcome to 'Life Lessons through Screen Time!' We're your teachers. I'm Vanessa. He's Professor Deadpool."
"Excuse me..." Wade broke in. "Detective Deadpool. I'm a Pokèmon now."
"Sure, babe," Vanessa said. "Only it's not Pokemon week. We'll get to that," she assured the students. "But first, you have to introduce yourselves! It's traditional. We probably won't remember your names, but whatever."
"I'm a Pokèmon," Wade whispered at the class before continuing on like it never happened. "Unless you make it interesting. Make it pop. Be like one of the classic protagonists from the shows that shaped our lives. Raised us. Made us think about killing a studio head. Whatever it might be."
"That's right! Tell us which stock character you are," Vanessa encouraged the class. "And, you know, your name or whatever."
"Let me pull up the post," Wade said with a deeply put upon sigh, digging out his phone for it. He stabbed his fork right into the cheesecake to stake his claim. "Spring... 2019... no, not ours. Nope. Wow, two dance classes? Weird synergy. Here we are! Life Lessons through Screen Time. That's pretty thinky for us, though."
"The moose must have changed it," Vanessa said with a shrug. "Welcome to 'Life Lessons through Screen Time!' We're your teachers. I'm Vanessa. He's Professor Deadpool."
"Excuse me..." Wade broke in. "Detective Deadpool. I'm a Pokèmon now."
"Sure, babe," Vanessa said. "Only it's not Pokemon week. We'll get to that," she assured the students. "But first, you have to introduce yourselves! It's traditional. We probably won't remember your names, but whatever."
"I'm a Pokèmon," Wade whispered at the class before continuing on like it never happened. "Unless you make it interesting. Make it pop. Be like one of the classic protagonists from the shows that shaped our lives. Raised us. Made us think about killing a studio head. Whatever it might be."
"That's right! Tell us which stock character you are," Vanessa encouraged the class. "And, you know, your name or whatever."
Re: Introduce Yourself/Eat Some Cheesecake
Funny how the church elders and such weren't fond of movies, wasn't it?
Re: Introduce Yourself/Eat Some Cheesecake
Re: Introduce Yourself/Eat Some Cheesecake
Nell's world had tv, the cultish church where she grew up didn't.