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fandomhigh2018-12-04 12:28 pm
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2018-12-04 12:28 pm
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Practical Ethics, Tuesday, December 4, 2018
The goat was back in the classroom. As were a number of smaller goats. But don't worry, being small didn't make them any less creepy. Because these were moving. And were gift-wrapped.
Anakin hadn't crawled up on to the desk at the front of the classroom but his expression said that he really, really wanted to. "Today we're talking about gift giving. Again."
"Like how if you're giving gifts, you should make sure there's enough for everyone!" Thanks, Aphra, I'm sure the class appreciated that.
"If you don't take your goat, I will personally ensure it gets delivered to your dorm room," Anakin threatened.
These teachers truly embraced the holiday spirit! "But today we will also talk about ways to...be appreciative for a gift that you might not have wanted."
At all. Ever.
"Good thing you have these awesome ones to practice with. " It was entirely possible Aphra did in fact think these were awesome gifts. Be afraid.
"Yes," Anakin said, shifting away from one of the goats that was getting too close. "How fortunate."
Aphra was a terrible person who grinned broadly at that. "I know, right?"
Anakin hadn't crawled up on to the desk at the front of the classroom but his expression said that he really, really wanted to. "Today we're talking about gift giving. Again."
"Like how if you're giving gifts, you should make sure there's enough for everyone!" Thanks, Aphra, I'm sure the class appreciated that.
"If you don't take your goat, I will personally ensure it gets delivered to your dorm room," Anakin threatened.
These teachers truly embraced the holiday spirit! "But today we will also talk about ways to...be appreciative for a gift that you might not have wanted."
At all. Ever.
"Good thing you have these awesome ones to practice with. " It was entirely possible Aphra did in fact think these were awesome gifts. Be afraid.
"Yes," Anakin said, shifting away from one of the goats that was getting too close. "How fortunate."
Aphra was a terrible person who grinned broadly at that. "I know, right?"
Re: Roleplay!
"I'm so sorry," he said, making haste in unwrapping his goat because it just seemed a little bit weird and cruel to have made the attempt to wrap them in the first place, "I'm a bit confused. Are we actually keeping these goats," and his, it should be noted, had very quickly been cradled in his arm like some sort of cat or dog as he spoke, "or are they merely for the express purposes of giving us inspiration for showing our appreciation for a gift?"