sith_happened: (Anakin: you're all idiots)
Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2018-12-04 12:28 pm
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Practical Ethics, Tuesday, December 4, 2018

The goat was back in the classroom. As were a number of smaller goats. But don't worry, being small didn't make them any less creepy. Because these were moving. And were gift-wrapped.

Anakin hadn't crawled up on to the desk at the front of the classroom but his expression said that he really, really wanted to. "Today we're talking about gift giving. Again."

"Like how if you're giving gifts, you should make sure there's enough for everyone!" Thanks, Aphra, I'm sure the class appreciated that.

"If you don't take your goat, I will personally ensure it gets delivered to your dorm room," Anakin threatened.

These teachers truly embraced the holiday spirit! "But today we will also talk about ways to...be appreciative for a gift that you might not have wanted."

At all. Ever.

"Good thing you have these awesome ones to practice with. " It was entirely possible Aphra did in fact think these were awesome gifts. Be afraid.

"Yes," Anakin said, shifting away from one of the goats that was getting too close. "How fortunate."

Aphra was a terrible person who grinned broadly at that. "I know, right?"
jedigrammarians: (Aphra: totes classy)

Re: Talk to Anakin or Aphra

[personal profile] jedigrammarians 2018-12-05 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aphra loved you all and wanted you to have a terrifying goat droid of your very own.

Except Anakin. He got two.