Advanced Journalism (Tuesday, March 28 - 2nd period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

The board behind Rita had the following message on it:

Shorthand. On my desk.

John, would you like to be a jockstrap? Because it could be arranged. So shh.

Possibly a bit preemptive, but whatever.

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Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita snapped her wand at the board over her shoulder, and the lettering vanished.

She turned and looked.

"Hm. Look at that."

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"That's cheating," John says, frowning.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"And?"

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I thought you were honest and trustworthy," John says...not so sincerely.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita peered at him.

"Are you high, Mr. Crichton?"

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Are you regular, Professor Skeeter?"

Whoops.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Would you like to be an undergarment, Mr. Crichton?"

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Of course not, Professor. I mean, if someone asked you that question, would you say yes?"

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"No. But then I don't run around tormenting people like a child of hell."

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Yet, you and I have cuddled several times over the last few weeks," John points out. "I think, in Skeeter language, child of hell means surrogate son."

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"And once again I must ask if you've ingested or smoked something you oughtn't have."

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I love you, Professor Skeeter."

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita flicked her wand.

"I love koalas," she said to the koala.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John jumped out of his seat and clung to Professor Skeeter and starts to chew her hair.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory so fully took a picture omg.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Koala!John thinks Rita's hair has too much product in it so he chews on her robes instead.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita attempted to pry him off and set him on Rory's desk.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John might've used his claws to rip a hole in Rita's robes.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita may have used her wand to remove his claws.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John, not used to being a koala, throws up his breakfast.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita, not used to being a nice person, dropped him to the floor.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John, not used to being a koala still, forges for berries and wraps himself around Rita's leg like he would a tree.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita tried to peel him off her leg.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John clung tight. This was his new surrogate mother.

Re: Sit quietly in class omg.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"John? Let go. Now."