Badass Women You Should Know- Monday- 2nd period

[gobrookeyourself]

Today the class was in the classroom, handouts ready on the students' desks when they arrived, and there was Brooke, looking a little old fashioned.

"Good morning, class!" she greeted them, pleasantly. "Today I'd like you to refer to the guides that I left for you for a moment, and then we'll discuss how to find a husband. I'm sure you know how important that is in this day and age, and we're going to discuss which of these ideas would work for you personally. I expect you to try at least a few of these methods before the next class, and I'd like to answer any questions you may have."

Was this some kind of experiment, maybe? Brooke was trying to teach them a lesson about feminism by giving them something this insane?

Nope, it was totally a gremlin bite.

Or was it?

(It was.)

Comments

Re: Discussion

[revengenotebook]

"Right, plus there's #17, where I should be a friend to ugly men," Paris said dryly. "Oh, look at all my options."

Re: Discussion

[gobrookeyourself]

"Ugly men can still have money and provide you with the support you need to live!" Brooke said cheerfully. "And they may have attractive friends whose wives might die!"

Re: Discussion

[revengenotebook]

"You're not secretly teaching us to poison rich men's wives to make them widowers, are you?" Paris checked.

Re: Discussion

[gobrookeyourself]

"Of course not!" Brooke said. "A woman's place is in the kitchen, not a jail cell."

Re: Discussion

[revengenotebook]

Paris blinked. "I'm sorry, our place is where?"

Re: Discussion

[gobrookeyourself]

"The kitchen, of course! Also the living room, when it needs cleaning or there are guests to entertain," she added.

Re: Discussion

[revengenotebook]

"Oh my God, what?"

Re: Discussion

[gobrookeyourself]

"Language, dear," Brooke said.

Re: Discussion

[revengenotebook]

"Is this what it feels like when your brain is going to explode?" Paris muttered.