Ethics, Tuesday, November 6, 2018

[sith_happened]

When the class arrived, they would find Anakin standing on the desk.

No, he didn't want to be on the desk. Yes, he had tried getting down. No, it hadn't worked, but thanks for bringing it up.

Aphra, meanwhile, was standing next to the desk, frozen in place with a glowing exclamation mark hanging in the air over her head. And a very annoyed expression on her face.

"We had a different class in mind today," Anakin said, "but Aphra can't talk, or something."

Aphra glared at Anakin, clearly trying and failing to say some clever retort.

Anakin smirked for just a second. "So instead we'll talk about how to productively vent frustrations about Fandom-related hiccups."

You were going to get yours, Anakin, just you wait until Aphra could move again.

Comments

Sign in 11/6

[sith_happened]

Like you're stuck on a desk.

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[in_sidon_we_trust]

Prince Sidon

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[reicicled]

Bobby Drake

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[seriesofbaddecisions]

Sabine Wren

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[midichlorianfail]

Theron Shan

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[mylandmyrules]

Nell Ingram

Listen to the lecture!

[sith_happened]

Or just stare. Staring was a good option, too.

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[reicicled]

"AHHHHHH!"

And that would be Bobby, entering the classroom not through the door like a normal person, but by falling from the ceiling, and landing rather unceremoniously on a desk.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[sith_happened]

"Ow," Anakin said from his desk. "You okay?"

Because neither teacher could move if he wasn't...

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[reicicled]

"I... think so?" Bobby said, giving himself a once-over. No bruises or bumps as far as he could tell. "That was weird."

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[sith_happened]

"That was very weird," Anakin agreed, glancing up at the ceiling to see if anyone else was going to come through it.

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[reicicled]

"All I did was leave my room," Bobby informed him. "Just- open the door, and suddenly I was falli- why are you standing on the desk?"

Yes, he'd just noticed that.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[sith_happened]

"I don't know," Anakin all but whined.

Okay, totally whined.

"I tried to sit down and this happened."

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[reicicled]

"I mean, I guess it's good to know I'm not the only person weird shit is happening to today," Bobby said, gaze flicking over to Aphra before looking back at Anakin. He did not sound terribly reassured by this, no.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[midichlorianfail]

There were two Therons in the classroom.

One sat at his desk, staring blankly ahead, and the other was standing as far away from his desk as possible while still being in the room and swearing loudly.

Guess which was the real one?

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[sith_happened]

"Um," Anakin said. "Why are there two of you?"

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[midichlorianfail]

"I don't know!" The Theron near the wall replied. "But it's karking creepy."

Especially given how desk!Theron didn't react at all.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[sith_happened]

"It really is," Anakin said as his head completely disappeared.

The rest of him was fine and his voice was still there. Just...no head.

Discuss!

[sith_happened]

How do you vent Fandom frustrations? Yelling? Dropping people into the lake just you, Anakin?

Talk to Anakin or Aphra

[sith_happened]

Not that Aphra could talk back. Hee.

OOC

[sith_happened]

10:30 in the morning is too early to start drinking, right?