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Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Salmun

-Meexed Veggeees

-Igg Drup Suoop

-Hem Sundveeches

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Hem sun...haaaaam sammiches...hum sunday..." Blair finally gave up and grabbed two of whatever you called them and took a seat.

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Hopefully there wouldn't be a soap opera today, Victor thoguht as he got some food and a Frutopia from the magical, modded machine. He spotted Blair and, rememebring a couple things, decided to go sit down with him.

"Hey, Blair! I heard about you on the radio! Is it true?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair looked up and grinned at Victor. "Hey man, um...considering the radio...probably not. What did they say?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor leaned in close and grinned. "Did you really kiss Molly?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Um...yeah, I did." Blair blushed a little and smiled. "It was her birthday present actually."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"That's really cool, dude. I'm happy for you." He took a drink of his Fruitopia, then continued. "But I won't pry too much into it. What's going on between you two should probably stay between you two, y'know? You know how the radio can be. And speaking of the radio..." He rolled his eyes and sighed. "I still need your help, whenever you have some time."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Nah, it's not a problem. There's nothing really secretive going on with us and as long as they don't get too many things wrong, I don't have a problem with the radio."

Blair pushed aside his food and nodded. "Okay man, lay it on me. What's going on and what do you need?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor sighed. "Drama. I'm getting tired of all the drama I've been going through lately, and even though I can't change most of it, I figure I can at least try changing myself." Another sigh, then, "I want to stop stressing out all the time over little things. I want to be calm and at peace withmyself, and I figured that since you know about meditation and you're a really peaceful prson that you could maybe help me."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"I hear you, man and I'm really sorry that you've been going through a lot of drama lately. I can give you advice on how to deal with stressful situations and how to meditate and find your center." Blair looked seriously at him. "But that doesn't mean stress won't happen and just clearing up some of the symptoms doesn't cure the disease, you know?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Yeah...I just want to be able to handle the stress, y'know? Especially with these," he said, extending his claws. "I don't want these guys to come out at the wrong time just because I couldn't handle a situation."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Whoa." Blair leaned closer to look at Vic's hands. "Those are new, aren't they?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, they are. They just came in on Thursday. I have them on my toes, too; that's why I'm wearing sandals and socks instead of just shoes. Little fuckers ripped through my Nikes last week."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Bummer." Blair shook his head and shrugged. "Well, when do you want to start? I figure I'll teach you meditation first, which will give you a chance to focus and release some of your negative energy."

"And hopefully nothing really weird will happen." Blair muttered under his breath.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova wandered over with her own igg drup suoop, having long ago learned to speak fluent Chef, and took a seat near Blair, smiling at him tiredly. "Hey, Blair."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Steeeeellllaaa" Blair called quietly. "How ya doing, Ivanova?"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Better," she replied honestly. "Sorry I didn't get to the party. I wasn't quite feeling up to crowds. How did it go?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"It was good." Blair smiled. "Missed you, though. We should go out and get cake sometime this week to make up for it. Nobody should miss out on cake."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Cake would be great," she smiled. Her smile widened into a grin. "So, did you get Molly the Big O for her birthday like you were going to?" she teased, leaning in and waggling her eyebrows.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Well, it's a date then! Me and you and cake!"

Blair blushed and ducked his head. "No, I didn't. Once I figured out what it was...and thanks for your demonstration by the way...I realized it wasn't the most appropriate present."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

It was Ivanova's turn to blush as she remembered her little performance. "I shouldn't have done that, I'm sorry. And you might be a little too young yet for it to be really appropriate." She wasn't going to tell him how old she had been. That was actually a bit embarrassing. "Now for Tonks' birthday, on the other hand, that's what I should have gotten her." She grinned.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Nah, it's okay. I opened myself up to some teasing by watching it in the common room." Blair said with a grin. "I...uh...guess that it would have been a good present for you to..uh...give to her."

No...his voice didn't get squeaky at all.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova laughed. "I'm sorry, Blair, it's just too easy to tease you sometimes. I'm a bad, bad woman. And I will never, ever mention what I did with my girlfriend last night. Or a few nights before that. Or on Valentine's . . ." She grinned wickedly.

She was so going to the special hell.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair's face got very red as he listened and he suddenly realized that breathing was necessary. Gulping air he smiled warily at Ivanova. "Thanks for that."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

She buried her face in her hands, her shoulders shaking with almost-silent laughter.

"I am so, so sorry," she managed to gasp out. "Please forget everything I just said."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair grinned and winked at her. "What? Oh! Ivanova...it's you! I didn't see...or hear...you there!"