Practical Ethics, Tuesday, October 16, 2018

[sith_happened]

"If you didn't want a creepy goat statue, you shouldn't have told me to steal one!"

"I didn't mean a gold one!" Anakin retorted. "Or even one at all!" Welcome to class, kids, with this week's argument already in progress.

And if anyone wanted to know just how creepy, Aphra had helpfully brought it to class as well, where it lay on the desk, its eyes following you around the room. "Well, I wasn't getting you a real one, I don't know anything about your livestock handling skills."

"That was the part that was holding you back?!"

Aphra primly crossed her arms. "I wasn't going to take care your goat for you. Pet ownership is an important responsibility. "

Anakin rolled his eyes. Hard. "Today's class will be about appropriate gift giving," he decided.

Aphra was feeling so attacked right now. "And accepting gifts graciously."

Comments

Listen to the lecture!

[sith_happened]

Yes, the creepy goat's eyes follow you everywhere.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[in_sidon_we_trust]

Sidon was...trying to avoid paying attention to the strange golden goat, yes, and trying to focus instead on how this class's topic actually was very relative to his interests and concerns recently. Though, if he was honest, he might have slight doubts about how helpful the resulting conversation may be...

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[seriesofbaddecisions]

Sabine was trying not to pay attention to the goat.

She was failing and she hated it.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[misshapen_spark]

Yang was just going to cover her face with her hands, so she didn't have to look at that goat.

IT WAS CREEPY.