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fandomhigh2018-08-27 06:52 am
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The Circle of Life, Monday Third Period
"Hey, everyone!" Vanessa said with a cheery wave. "I can't believe you signed up for our class!" Especially after Wade wrote the description. "You may, uh, be wondering what this class even is." That was fair.
"My description was a masterpiece," Wade hissed at the class. "Well, it was better written than whatever they're calling the DC movie universe these days."
"So, here's what's going on," Vanessa said. "I am a sex worker--well, former. Well, mostly. And Wade is a mercenary! So we decided we'd play to our strengths and teach you about safe sex and how to kill people. Not...at the same time...I can't even say 'unless that's what you're into' because snuff is super illegal, folks."
"None of them are Hollywood executives, so I think we're safe on that." Thanks, Wade. "And, just in case this was what you signed up for..."
He took a moment to fiddle with his phone, cursing under his breath before yanking a glove off with his teeth to use the touch screen and play a song for them.
And now the ones who weren't familiar with Disney would know what they would have stuck in their head all semester! Vanessa waited until the song was over and said, "I'm Vanessa, by the way, I just realized I didn't tell you that. And now you should introduce yourselves to us. It's traditional."
"Maybe include which side of the beautiful Elton John song you're interested in learning about," Wade added.
"And, I don't know, something about yourself. We'll start with you," Vanessa said, pointing to a student at random.
"My description was a masterpiece," Wade hissed at the class. "Well, it was better written than whatever they're calling the DC movie universe these days."
"So, here's what's going on," Vanessa said. "I am a sex worker--well, former. Well, mostly. And Wade is a mercenary! So we decided we'd play to our strengths and teach you about safe sex and how to kill people. Not...at the same time...I can't even say 'unless that's what you're into' because snuff is super illegal, folks."
"None of them are Hollywood executives, so I think we're safe on that." Thanks, Wade. "And, just in case this was what you signed up for..."
He took a moment to fiddle with his phone, cursing under his breath before yanking a glove off with his teeth to use the touch screen and play a song for them.
And now the ones who weren't familiar with Disney would know what they would have stuck in their head all semester! Vanessa waited until the song was over and said, "I'm Vanessa, by the way, I just realized I didn't tell you that. And now you should introduce yourselves to us. It's traditional."
"Maybe include which side of the beautiful Elton John song you're interested in learning about," Wade added.
"And, I don't know, something about yourself. We'll start with you," Vanessa said, pointing to a student at random.
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