magnusrushesin: (talking at you)
Magnus Burnsides ([personal profile] magnusrushesin) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2018-08-16 07:39 am

Self-Care for Optimal Stabbing, Thursday

The classroom was set up as one large table with chairs all around them, a grid marked sheet of paper resting on top of the table. And, of course, a lot of dice. Because you gotta have dice for this.

"We're playing games today!" Magnus shouted, arms up in the air cheerfully. "Game. One game. One roleplaying game."

Cara was doing a very good job of hiding the fact she may have made a terrible mistake agreeing to this. "Because sometimes the best way to self-care is pretending to be someone else."

Guess who'd never played DnD before?

Well, technically both of them. Somehow.

"I picked an Elf fire wizard named Aubrey." Magnus, no. Not the cross-promotion!

"I'm a human warrior...named Cara." Cara, no.

Cara, yesssss.

"This is gonna be so much fun." But only if Griffin was around to DM it. Wait, he wasn't? Oh, this might end in tears then. "Everyone make a character and we're gonna go on an adventure!"

Or burn down the inn before they even get out of it. Even odds.
refused2berescued: China Anne McClain as Uma, Daughter of Ursula (Smile: Profile)

Re: A Tavern

[personal profile] refused2berescued 2018-08-17 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! How was sheeeee to know it was always GP, huh? Huh?

JUST WAIT TILL SHE FOUND THE EQUIPMENT TABLES, IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

"I also get some free ones, the cantrip ones," Uma insisted. Smugly. "The book says so."

...Ish.
refused2berescued: China Anne McClain as Uma, Daughter of Ursula (Smile: Big)

Re: A Tavern

[personal profile] refused2berescued 2018-08-17 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Fucking munchkins. They were the worst.

"Fine," she said sweetly, and started putting level one spells into the cantrip slots. Because those were all level zeros and apparently she wasn't allowed them.

Who needed Light when you could cast Magic Missile at will?