Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandomhigh2018-08-08 10:01 am
Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, August 8, 2018
There was a giant stage in the middle of the park today. Are you worried, people whose names were about to be called?
Good.
"Today, inspired by the public service announcements you see in PE class," Anakin began, "you lucky chosen ones will get to write and perform an informational puppet show with sock puppets you create yourselves! Since you were so good at the instruments last week."
They were not that good at the instruments last week.
"You will be paired up and then spin the wheel of topics--" he waved his hand helpfully at a giant wheel in front of the stage, "and then perform before all of us. The second most impressive skit--by whatever metric I choose to use to measure that--wins the fish."
He waved his hand and the fish, now resplendent in a steampunk top hat and jetpack, flew into his hand, still warbling the Beastie Boys. He winced slightly. "Maybe by the time you pick it up, it will have stopped singing 'I'm a Little Teapot' directly into your brain."
He didn't sound that optimistic.
Good.
"Today, inspired by the public service announcements you see in PE class," Anakin began, "you lucky chosen ones will get to write and perform an informational puppet show with sock puppets you create yourselves! Since you were so good at the instruments last week."
They were not that good at the instruments last week.
"You will be paired up and then spin the wheel of topics--" he waved his hand helpfully at a giant wheel in front of the stage, "and then perform before all of us. The second most impressive skit--by whatever metric I choose to use to measure that--wins the fish."
He waved his hand and the fish, now resplendent in a steampunk top hat and jetpack, flew into his hand, still warbling the Beastie Boys. He winced slightly. "Maybe by the time you pick it up, it will have stopped singing 'I'm a Little Teapot' directly into your brain."
He didn't sound that optimistic.

Re: Listen for your partner's name and spiiiiiiin youuuuur topic
Re: Listen for your partner's name and spiiiiiiin youuuuur topic
He flashed a grin, bowed his head slightly in gratitude, and took to giving the wheel a good wrench.
Too good. Honestly, it was a little surprising the thing didn't just go flying off its center with the oomph in which Sidon had unwittingly bestowed upon it.
"Now that's a spin!" he declared proudly.
A spin that eventually settled Oh No! You're in Alot of Danger (Yes, With the Alots.)
"Oh. Oh, dear, I don't think I know what that is, though I feel I've heard alot about them."
Re: Listen for your partner's name and spiiiiiiin youuuuur topic
"Those are the weird bantha things, right? So probably one of those covered in spikes."