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fandomhigh2018-08-08 10:01 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2018-08-08 10:01 am
Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, August 8, 2018
There was a giant stage in the middle of the park today. Are you worried, people whose names were about to be called?
Good.
"Today, inspired by the public service announcements you see in PE class," Anakin began, "you lucky chosen ones will get to write and perform an informational puppet show with sock puppets you create yourselves! Since you were so good at the instruments last week."
They were not that good at the instruments last week.
"You will be paired up and then spin the wheel of topics--" he waved his hand helpfully at a giant wheel in front of the stage, "and then perform before all of us. The second most impressive skit--by whatever metric I choose to use to measure that--wins the fish."
He waved his hand and the fish, now resplendent in a steampunk top hat and jetpack, flew into his hand, still warbling the Beastie Boys. He winced slightly. "Maybe by the time you pick it up, it will have stopped singing 'I'm a Little Teapot' directly into your brain."
He didn't sound that optimistic.
Good.
"Today, inspired by the public service announcements you see in PE class," Anakin began, "you lucky chosen ones will get to write and perform an informational puppet show with sock puppets you create yourselves! Since you were so good at the instruments last week."
They were not that good at the instruments last week.
"You will be paired up and then spin the wheel of topics--" he waved his hand helpfully at a giant wheel in front of the stage, "and then perform before all of us. The second most impressive skit--by whatever metric I choose to use to measure that--wins the fish."
He waved his hand and the fish, now resplendent in a steampunk top hat and jetpack, flew into his hand, still warbling the Beastie Boys. He winced slightly. "Maybe by the time you pick it up, it will have stopped singing 'I'm a Little Teapot' directly into your brain."
He didn't sound that optimistic.
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"You're not actually...gonna want to win that thing, are you?" she ventured, eying the girl for a moment before perusing the wheel. "What the hell kind of stupid topics are these, anyway?"
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"Wait," she said, as the wheel went spinning with way too aggressive of a spin, so it would probably be a moment before it settled, "you said you do? Why?"
And then the wheel settled: How to Apologize When You Were Evil Last Weekend.
"Ugh. Well, at least that's easy. You don't."
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