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fandomhigh2018-08-02 07:13 am
uncertain_dume) wrote in fandomhigh2018-08-02 07:13 am
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Laying Low 2.0, Thursday, Period 2
"So," Kanan said, standing at the front of an actual classroom this morning to a musical backdrop of Sabotage. It was muffled somewhat, most likely because he'd sandwiched the fish between two pillows and strapped a couple of belts around them to make them stay. "Sometimes, when you're trying to lay low, it isn't possible to travel alone. And sometimes, sometimes your trael companion isn't exactly what you might call stealthy. Or subtle."
Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about?
Kanan grimaced a little.
"Let's say, hypothetically, that your travel companion is a screaming flying fish that stalks you around and shows up out of nowhere right when you think you've given it the slip, possibly because it's holding some kind of grudge for sticking it, say, into a freezer for a few days as a favor to a friend. Hypothetically. And maybe you hypothetically have plans to take it on a sightseeing tour to the moon. The moon's great. Excellent view of space, and of Earth. Nowhere within earshot..."
There was a tiny exploding sound, and a small puff of smoke drifted out from between the pillows. The fish had fired off another firework. Kanan was beyond the point of even noticing, anymore.
"Here's a pop quiz on laying low, class. Assuming the moon isn't far enough, how would you go about giving your travel companion the slip? And before you go there, no, killing it isn't an option."
He knew from experience. When it had showed up floating over his bed this morning screaming, he'd tried.
[OOC: Open!]
Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about?
Kanan grimaced a little.
"Let's say, hypothetically, that your travel companion is a screaming flying fish that stalks you around and shows up out of nowhere right when you think you've given it the slip, possibly because it's holding some kind of grudge for sticking it, say, into a freezer for a few days as a favor to a friend. Hypothetically. And maybe you hypothetically have plans to take it on a sightseeing tour to the moon. The moon's great. Excellent view of space, and of Earth. Nowhere within earshot..."
There was a tiny exploding sound, and a small puff of smoke drifted out from between the pillows. The fish had fired off another firework. Kanan was beyond the point of even noticing, anymore.
"Here's a pop quiz on laying low, class. Assuming the moon isn't far enough, how would you go about giving your travel companion the slip? And before you go there, no, killing it isn't an option."
He knew from experience. When it had showed up floating over his bed this morning screaming, he'd tried.
[OOC: Open!]
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Kanan looked at Sabine with the deadpan, faintly haunted look of a man who just knew.
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If you killed it hard enough.
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Kanan just looked speculatively toward the pillow sandwich.
"Skywalker and I are going to give blowing it out an airlock a try," he replied. "That one's generally a pretty thorough way of killing things."
Said the guy who had survived that at least once.
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"Shot it a few times."
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This was important, and now the Mandalorian was considering weapons options.
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A damn good model if you wanted to do a lot of damage, fast. This thing was invincible.
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"If I wanted to really give it a bad time, I could turn my ship's guns on it. But I'm not holding out hope that they'll fare any better, at this point."
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You've been here two months, Sabine.
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She sort of re-elected all this? Was that weird?
Was this all going to be publicly immortalized in town by her by the time it was over? Yes it was.
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Behind the Krabby Patties, adding insult to injury.
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Never doing you any favors again, Rey.
"I'm seriously going to have to start reconsidering the meaning of a simple favor around here. Stance hasn't come out from where he's wedged himself behind the couch all morning."
Kanan was honestly kind of impressed that he fit.
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She was Sorry, okay."I don't know who that is."
She had yet to meet the rainbow dog, which, really, was basically a crime.
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"Okay," he said, blinking. "Bringing my dog to class next week. Good to know."
His weird weird Earth dog.