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Kanan Jarrus, The Last Padawan ([personal profile] uncertain_dume) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2018-08-02 07:13 am
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Laying Low 2.0, Thursday, Period 2

"So," Kanan said, standing at the front of an actual classroom this morning to a musical backdrop of Sabotage. It was muffled somewhat, most likely because he'd sandwiched the fish between two pillows and strapped a couple of belts around them to make them stay. "Sometimes, when you're trying to lay low, it isn't possible to travel alone. And sometimes, sometimes your trael companion isn't exactly what you might call stealthy. Or subtle."

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about?


Kanan grimaced a little.

"Let's say, hypothetically, that your travel companion is a screaming flying fish that stalks you around and shows up out of nowhere right when you think you've given it the slip, possibly because it's holding some kind of grudge for sticking it, say, into a freezer for a few days as a favor to a friend. Hypothetically. And maybe you hypothetically have plans to take it on a sightseeing tour to the moon. The moon's great. Excellent view of space, and of Earth. Nowhere within earshot..."

There was a tiny exploding sound, and a small puff of smoke drifted out from between the pillows. The fish had fired off another firework. Kanan was beyond the point of even noticing, anymore.

"Here's a pop quiz on laying low, class. Assuming the moon isn't far enough, how would you go about giving your travel companion the slip? And before you go there, no, killing it isn't an option."

He knew from experience. When it had showed up floating over his bed this morning screaming, he'd tried.

[OOC: Open!]
seriesofbaddecisions: (armor: crouched with weapon)

Re: Sign In!

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-08-02 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sabine Wren
seriesofbaddecisions: (cautious)

Re: Lecture!

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-08-02 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, this thing had definitely gotten creepier since Sabine had had it. She was still considering what else it needed to look better, though.
seriesofbaddecisions: (from below)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-08-02 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Why is killing it not an option?" Sabine checked.
seriesofbaddecisions: (i mean)

Re: Talk to the TA!

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-08-02 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, narrative. That was not a high bar. She didn't even know the words to Sabotage.
seriesofbaddecisions: (optimistic)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-08-02 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
"But maybe next time it won't," Sabine pointed out.

If you killed it hard enough.
in_sidon_we_trust: (swimming forward)

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[personal profile] in_sidon_we_trust 2018-08-02 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Prince Sidon
seriesofbaddecisions: (i have concerns)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-08-02 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"You sound very confident." No. "Have you tried electrocuting it?"
midichlorianfail: (Theron: lipbitey side-eye)

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Theron Shan
midichlorianfail: (Theron: deep thoughts)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] midichlorianfail 2018-08-02 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe try to distract it with something. Like a homicidal cleaning droid?"

Theron, no.
seriesofbaddecisions: (listen up)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] seriesofbaddecisions 2018-08-02 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"With what?"

This was important, and now the Mandalorian was considering weapons options.
midichlorianfail: (Theron: neckscratch)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] midichlorianfail 2018-08-02 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Introducing Chopper to the fish would indeed be a terrible plan. So good job putting that idea out into the universe, guys.

"An astromech would be too intelligent," Theron agreed. "There's a cleaner droid with a grudge against ankles at work."

A self-righting murder-roomba now.
midichlorianfail: (Theron: this mightn't end well)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] midichlorianfail 2018-08-02 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"...yes."

Theron deeply regretted ever letting Aphra into the workshop.

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