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fandomhigh2018-07-12 09:49 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2018-07-12 09:49 pm
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Self-Care for Optimal Stabbing, Thursday, Period 3
Anyone who might have taken a class with Magnus and Cara before wouldn't be surprised by the fact that there were CapriSun and clementines waiting for them.
Because Magnus there was hella predictable like that.
"Today we're gonna talk about keeping your body fueled!" Magnus said, carefully trying to stab the juice pouch with that flimsy straw as he spoke.
Cara pretended not to notice Magnus's struggles with the straw. "Because you can't fight if you faint from hunger," she said. "So if you don't keep an eye on eating and drinking, you've already done have the work for your enemy."
It was probably for the best since Magnus was just stabbing right on through that pouch. Like it was a vampire.
He sighed and abandoned the fruit juice for now. "Healthy snacks are the best, but no one'll say anything if you're looking for a Little Debbie. I like the classic oatmeal pie, personally."
Magnus totally looked at Cara expectantly at that.
Cara sighed. "I like nutcakes," she said. Because her girlfriend got them for her, "You should also remember to eat actual meals. And probably learn to cook, in case you have to live on your own efforts."
Don't make Cara's mistakes, kids.
"Join a super secret clandestine organization that'll feed you for free!" Yes, make Magnus' mistakes.
Magnus, no. "Don't do that."
But they were fuuuun!
"We've got this book on nutrition from the 60s, but you could just grab some snacks if you want," Magnus said like the respectable teacher he was.
"The book is really dumb," Cara said, not even trying to sound respectable. "Just go for the snacks."
Because Magnus there was hella predictable like that.
"Today we're gonna talk about keeping your body fueled!" Magnus said, carefully trying to stab the juice pouch with that flimsy straw as he spoke.
Cara pretended not to notice Magnus's struggles with the straw. "Because you can't fight if you faint from hunger," she said. "So if you don't keep an eye on eating and drinking, you've already done have the work for your enemy."
It was probably for the best since Magnus was just stabbing right on through that pouch. Like it was a vampire.
He sighed and abandoned the fruit juice for now. "Healthy snacks are the best, but no one'll say anything if you're looking for a Little Debbie. I like the classic oatmeal pie, personally."
Magnus totally looked at Cara expectantly at that.
Cara sighed. "I like nutcakes," she said. Because her girlfriend got them for her, "You should also remember to eat actual meals. And probably learn to cook, in case you have to live on your own efforts."
Don't make Cara's mistakes, kids.
"Join a super secret clandestine organization that'll feed you for free!" Yes, make Magnus' mistakes.
Magnus, no. "Don't do that."
But they were fuuuun!
"We've got this book on nutrition from the 60s, but you could just grab some snacks if you want," Magnus said like the respectable teacher he was.
"The book is really dumb," Cara said, not even trying to sound respectable. "Just go for the snacks."
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