fandomhigh | Self-Care for Optimal Stabbing, Thursday, Period 3

Anyone who might have taken a class with Magnus and Cara before wouldn't be surprised by the fact that there were CapriSun and clementines waiting for them.

Because Magnus there was hella predictable like that.

"Today we're gonna talk about keeping your body fueled!" Magnus said, carefully trying to stab the juice pouch with that flimsy straw as he spoke.
Cara pretended not to notice Magnus's struggles with the straw. "Because you can't fight if you faint from hunger," she said. "So if you don't keep an eye on eating and drinking, you've already done have the work for your enemy."

It was probably for the best since Magnus was just stabbing right on through that pouch. Like it was a vampire.

He sighed and abandoned the fruit juice for now. "Healthy snacks are the best, but no one'll say anything if you're looking for a Little Debbie. I like the classic oatmeal pie, personally."

Magnus totally looked at Cara expectantly at that.

Cara sighed. "I like nutcakes," she said. Because her girlfriend got them for her, "You should also remember to eat actual meals. And probably learn to cook, in case you have to live on your own efforts."

Don't make Cara's mistakes, kids.

"Join a super secret clandestine organization that'll feed you for free!" Yes, make Magnus' mistakes.

Magnus, no. "Don't do that."

But they were fuuuun!

"We've got this book on nutrition from the 60s, but you could just grab some snacks if you want," Magnus said like the respectable teacher he was.

"The book is really dumb," Cara said, not even trying to sound respectable. "Just go for the snacks."

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Prince Sidon

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Khadgar

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Or just watch Magnus trying to open a juicebox.

And because this is self-care class, you don't need to murder anything to get them like you usually would!

This is not an invitation to attempt to murder your classmates for their snacks. There'll probably be another class for that.

Food was usually an area of disappointment for Sidon around here; most of the foods people seemed to enjoy were on the unpalatable side for him. But he did enjoy the small, sweet fruits that were awfully fun to unpeel (though he'd imagine it would take quite a lot of them to actually satiate his hunger).

The juice, however....well, let's just say it was probably amusing to someone to see such a large person attempting to handle such a tiny straw, all while simultaneously trying not to pierce the side of the pouch with his claws.

As someone whose magical food conjuring leaned toward the unhealthy (look, nothing replenished mana better than chocolate-flavored carbs, people had done research and everything), Khadgar was just going to quietly take a Capri Sun and try not to stab himself with the straw. There was no need for it to be so sharp, seriously.

Maybe Magnus finally has that juice open.

Magnus... had not. But he had a Cutie to cheer himself up from that failure at least.

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Self-Care for Optimal Stabbing, Thursday, Period 3

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