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fandomhigh2018-06-05 02:08 am
stickitupmyjinx) wrote in fandomhigh2018-06-05 02:08 am
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Arts & Crafts, Tuesday First Period
"Good morning!" Vanessa said cheerfully. "Great news, everyone, I found the Bedazzlers! And if you don't know what a Bedazzler is then your childhood was lacking and/or you have obviously never worked with drag queens!"
"Or strippers," Wade added, nodding along like this was a very important lesson for them all to learn.
"Or strippers," Vanessa agreed. Guess which category she was in! "So you see it can be a very important life skill. If you didn't bring something you want to encrust with rhinestones, we have t-shirts, or you can run back to your room and get something. For example, Wade brought his Crocs." God help them all.
He stepped out to show off the monstrosities that were now bedazzled to have his logo on them. "Branding is important. Maybe use this as the right time to dabble in branding. Just avoid things with X in the title."
"The A is also taken. No one wants to tangle with Tony Stark's lawyers," Vanessa said. "So hopefully if you were thinking initials you have one other than those! Now, as far as how it works, it's really simple." Vanessa proceeded to talk them through how to bedazzle something, demonstrating as she went on a bra that was already about halfway through the process of being completely bedazzled. You know, for her other job.
"Now bedazzle, children," Wade said with a proud sigh. "Bedazzle like the wind."
"Or strippers," Wade added, nodding along like this was a very important lesson for them all to learn.
"Or strippers," Vanessa agreed. Guess which category she was in! "So you see it can be a very important life skill. If you didn't bring something you want to encrust with rhinestones, we have t-shirts, or you can run back to your room and get something. For example, Wade brought his Crocs." God help them all.
He stepped out to show off the monstrosities that were now bedazzled to have his logo on them. "Branding is important. Maybe use this as the right time to dabble in branding. Just avoid things with X in the title."
"The A is also taken. No one wants to tangle with Tony Stark's lawyers," Vanessa said. "So hopefully if you were thinking initials you have one other than those! Now, as far as how it works, it's really simple." Vanessa proceeded to talk them through how to bedazzle something, demonstrating as she went on a bra that was already about halfway through the process of being completely bedazzled. You know, for her other job.
"Now bedazzle, children," Wade said with a proud sigh. "Bedazzle like the wind."
Talk to Your Teachers
One of them is wearing those shoes.