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fandomhigh2018-05-18 06:54 am
raspberryturk) wrote in fandomhigh2018-05-18 06:54 am
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Attitude: Deal With It, Friday, Period 2
When students came into the classroom today, they'd see Reno, perched up on the desk like maybe he'd forgotten how chairs worked, just kind of looking around the room and taking it all in.
"Shit, it's been too friggin' long, yo," he muttered, a grin on his face before he looked up at the students again. "Oh, hey. Rookies."
And one tiny version of his boss, which really only added to the amusement.
"I don't know if you guys are all lost, actually thought it'd be a good idea to be here, or someone signed you up for this class, and I don't care. You're all stuck with me until the end of this summer term now, ain't you all thrilled?" He did not pause for their replies, no. "In the next few weeks I'm gonna teach you some important crap about attitude, lookin' cool in the face of crazy, sellin' that you maybe actually got your shit together, and havin' a good time while doin' it. But first, we're gonna get some things offa our chests, here."
He lifted his chin at his class and smirked.
"Last day you're gonna be asked to do this until next term, so suck it up an' give me some introductions. Name, what you're doin' in this class, and an insult someone's thrown at you. Then throw an insult back at me, preferably along with," and he cheerfully flipped his students the finger, "a rude gesture, yo. Get it outta your systems now. You'll be wantin' to do it for the next few weeks anyway."
He assumed. Sometimes students actually liked him.
Those students were confusing.
[OOC: Open!]
"Shit, it's been too friggin' long, yo," he muttered, a grin on his face before he looked up at the students again. "Oh, hey. Rookies."
And one tiny version of his boss, which really only added to the amusement.
"I don't know if you guys are all lost, actually thought it'd be a good idea to be here, or someone signed you up for this class, and I don't care. You're all stuck with me until the end of this summer term now, ain't you all thrilled?" He did not pause for their replies, no. "In the next few weeks I'm gonna teach you some important crap about attitude, lookin' cool in the face of crazy, sellin' that you maybe actually got your shit together, and havin' a good time while doin' it. But first, we're gonna get some things offa our chests, here."
He lifted his chin at his class and smirked.
"Last day you're gonna be asked to do this until next term, so suck it up an' give me some introductions. Name, what you're doin' in this class, and an insult someone's thrown at you. Then throw an insult back at me, preferably along with," and he cheerfully flipped his students the finger, "a rude gesture, yo. Get it outta your systems now. You'll be wantin' to do it for the next few weeks anyway."
He assumed. Sometimes students actually liked him.
Those students were confusing.
[OOC: Open!]
Re: Introductions!
"Astrid already touched on the hair," he pointed out, "and the color is natural. But you get points for at least touchin' on the chair thing so I'm not gonna dock you points for copying, yo."
You're welcome, Paris.
"Your fingers broken, Harvard?"
Re: Introductions!
Telling someone that their wife screwed around was totally a normal reaction to traffic stupidity, right?
Re: Introductions!
Ooo, Reno liked that one, too. He gave her a little grin and a nod of approval.
"See, there. You're goin' places, Harvard."
When you got a compliment like that from Reno, odds were that those places probably weren't referring to Harvard, though.