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fandomhigh2018-04-04 02:19 am
livingartifact) wrote in fandomhigh2018-04-04 02:19 am
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Earth Zoology, Wednesday
Any student arriving into class today would find Jenkins sitting at the table with his head in his hands, looking put out, absolutely surrounded by domesticated dogs humping everything they could get their paws on.
"Hello, students," he said on a prolonged sigh. "I appear to have made a tremendous error in judgement this week. I ought to have gone for slugs, or some other asexually reproducing creature." He looked down at the jack russell terrier on his leg. "That is simply never going to come out of this suit."
"Hello, students," he said on a prolonged sigh. "I appear to have made a tremendous error in judgement this week. I ought to have gone for slugs, or some other asexually reproducing creature." He looked down at the jack russell terrier on his leg. "That is simply never going to come out of this suit."
Talk to Jenkins
Anyway, he'd been celibate for a very long time, so none of this would really be bothering him were it not for the critters.