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fandomhigh2018-02-22 10:38 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2018-02-22 10:38 pm
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Friendship and Stabbing: an Adventurer's Guide, Thursday 1st Period
Today, the danger shop was on the beach. Like, one of those really nice beaches with white sand and clear blue waters and just enough places for shade so you don't get a bad sunburn. You know, a real ideal beach. Peak beach.
But you all had been in this class long enough to know nothing good could come of this, right? Right.
"Today's a beach party!" Either Magnus didn't know the trauma awaiting the class or thought it was still a party. Either option wasn't great.
"We thought you deserved a break after last class." The fact class wasn't taking place in the onsen was the first clue that Cara was lying through her teeth about that.
"We got brews and hot dogs and this sweet bonfire," Magnus said, looking around at everything they did indeed have. "And there was this urban legend of a sea monster, but I don't believe in those things."
And he was possibly also going with 'Jock Killed First In Horror Movie' as his role here.
That honour clearly belonged to NPCakin, who looked truly ridiculous in his rash vest and board-shorts as he wandered down near the waterline.
"So nothing to worry about there," Cara lied like a very bad liar.
Which became abundantly clear when a massive octopus-squid-thing popped out of the water. Because the teachers couldn't agree on one animal, so the compromise was to just mash them together. And to have it pick up NPCakin to wave around in the air in a threatening manner while said NPC shrieked in a super high pitched voice that was true to life as far as Magnus knew.
"Whoever could have seen that coming," Cara deadpanned. "Have fun with that."
But you all had been in this class long enough to know nothing good could come of this, right? Right.
"Today's a beach party!" Either Magnus didn't know the trauma awaiting the class or thought it was still a party. Either option wasn't great.
"We thought you deserved a break after last class." The fact class wasn't taking place in the onsen was the first clue that Cara was lying through her teeth about that.
"We got brews and hot dogs and this sweet bonfire," Magnus said, looking around at everything they did indeed have. "And there was this urban legend of a sea monster, but I don't believe in those things."
And he was possibly also going with 'Jock Killed First In Horror Movie' as his role here.
That honour clearly belonged to NPCakin, who looked truly ridiculous in his rash vest and board-shorts as he wandered down near the waterline.
"So nothing to worry about there," Cara lied like a very bad liar.
Which became abundantly clear when a massive octopus-squid-thing popped out of the water. Because the teachers couldn't agree on one animal, so the compromise was to just mash them together. And to have it pick up NPCakin to wave around in the air in a threatening manner while said NPC shrieked in a super high pitched voice that was true to life as far as Magnus knew.
"Whoever could have seen that coming," Cara deadpanned. "Have fun with that."
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