fandomhigh | Friendship and Stabbing: an Adventurer's Guide, Thursday 1st Period

Today, the danger shop was on the beach. Like, one of those really nice beaches with white sand and clear blue waters and just enough places for shade so you don't get a bad sunburn. You know, a real ideal beach. Peak beach.

But you all had been in this class long enough to know nothing good could come of this, right? Right.

"Today's a beach party!" Either Magnus didn't know the trauma awaiting the class or thought it was still a party. Either option wasn't great.

"We thought you deserved a break after last class." The fact class wasn't taking place in the onsen was the first clue that Cara was lying through her teeth about that.

"We got brews and hot dogs and this sweet bonfire," Magnus said, looking around at everything they did indeed have. "And there was this urban legend of a sea monster, but I don't believe in those things."

And he was possibly also going with 'Jock Killed First In Horror Movie' as his role here.

That honour clearly belonged to NPCakin, who looked truly ridiculous in his rash vest and board-shorts as he wandered down near the waterline.

"So nothing to worry about there," Cara lied like a very bad liar.

Which became abundantly clear when a massive octopus-squid-thing popped out of the water. Because the teachers couldn't agree on one animal, so the compromise was to just mash them together. And to have it pick up NPCakin to wave around in the air in a threatening manner while said NPC shrieked in a super high pitched voice that was true to life as far as Magnus knew.

"Whoever could have seen that coming," Cara deadpanned. "Have fun with that."

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Save NPCakin from a terrible fate!

"Annnnnnd there it is," said Summer, not even remotely surprised.

She did wish she had a gun, though. Or heck, even a sword. As it was, she was currently just going to play defense and punch the hell out of any venturing tentacles that might venture her way, because, yeah. She was so not going through that again...

Uma had been expecting something. Obviously Uma had been expecting something. Uma just hadn't been expecting this kind of something.

That thing looked like her mother. That thing looked like her.

Uma was just going to sit down for a minute and have some feels.

Of course something scaly and terrible was coming at them! Khadgar braced himself and readied a spell in case any of the tentacles came at him or his classmates.

Okay, Peebee applauded again because she was terrible.

"He clearly provoked this. You don't just go walking on someone's tentacles." Yeah, no, Yang was going to pop-on her sunglasses and lay back on the beach, out of range of the flailing. "Cryptozology class says you have to respect their habitat."

Yang, you know perfectly well that you can intervene when a person is dying from stupidity. Don't use Miss Verity as an excuse to sunbathe.

Friendship and Stabbing: an Adventurer's Guide, Thursday 1st Period

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