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fandomhigh2006-03-23 10:42 am
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School Announcements, March 23
Five minutes before first period (it would have been ten but Zordon got a little too caught up in video mahjongg) the announcements are made.
"Good morning. I trust that those of you who went on yesterday's Body Farm field trip have now been sufficiently sanitized. And that none of you sustained any papercuts before undergoing the sanitation process."
No, that isn't a quiet snicker. Stop imagining things.
"The sprinkler systems in the Science Wing have been repaired, but several of the Muppet rats appear to still be on the premises. Please do not attempt to exterminate them, as they have quite the showtunes repertoire. Thank you."
"Good morning. I trust that those of you who went on yesterday's Body Farm field trip have now been sufficiently sanitized. And that none of you sustained any papercuts before undergoing the sanitation process."
No, that isn't a quiet snicker. Stop imagining things.
"The sprinkler systems in the Science Wing have been repaired, but several of the Muppet rats appear to still be on the premises. Please do not attempt to exterminate them, as they have quite the showtunes repertoire. Thank you."