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fandomhigh2018-02-08 11:42 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2018-02-08 11:42 pm
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Friendship and Stabbing: an Adventurer's Guide, Thursday 2nd Period
There wasn't a dungeon this time around. Which must have been crushing for the students. Instead, there was a peaceful, almost idyllic lake with a small pile of fishing poles and a little boat tied up at the shore.
Because today they weren't going to give you all a fish, they were gonna teach you all to fish.
"So, today is about fishing," Magnus said. "Which animal handling isn't a part of. Which seems fake if you ask me."
"It probably only counts if only you use your hands to catch the fish." Which was a sign they should all be grateful Magnus got to design the class instead of Cara, kids.
"...that sounds fair," he allowed. "Last time I fished, I used a sword."
And Griffin got so mad at him for some reason.
"Does it really count as fishing when the fish are flying at you?" Cara asked, thinking of the sharks.
"Yes? Yes. Yes. It always counts if they're flying at you or have eaten someone you might have accidentally punched off the boat by accident to make your brother sad," he decided. Executive decision!
LOOK AT HIM. HE WAS THE DM NOW.
"But the fish probably won't try to kill you kids?" His voice super went up in pitch as he finished that sentence, so... grain of salt?
And a nice beer batter. Poor tasty sharks.
"Best not to push your luck too much." Because Cara had no problem using that as motivation.
Because today they weren't going to give you all a fish, they were gonna teach you all to fish.
"So, today is about fishing," Magnus said. "Which animal handling isn't a part of. Which seems fake if you ask me."
"It probably only counts if only you use your hands to catch the fish." Which was a sign they should all be grateful Magnus got to design the class instead of Cara, kids.
"...that sounds fair," he allowed. "Last time I fished, I used a sword."
And Griffin got so mad at him for some reason.
"Does it really count as fishing when the fish are flying at you?" Cara asked, thinking of the sharks.
"Yes? Yes. Yes. It always counts if they're flying at you or have eaten someone you might have accidentally punched off the boat by accident to make your brother sad," he decided. Executive decision!
LOOK AT HIM. HE WAS THE DM NOW.
"But the fish probably won't try to kill you kids?" His voice super went up in pitch as he finished that sentence, so... grain of salt?
And a nice beer batter. Poor tasty sharks.
"Best not to push your luck too much." Because Cara had no problem using that as motivation.
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