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fandomhigh2018-01-25 11:31 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2018-01-25 11:31 pm
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Friendship and Stabbing: an Adventurer's Guide, Thursday 2nd Period
The Danger Shop did not look anything like what the class should have come to expect from these two. Instead it looked like a construction site. One without any workers, and were the tools kept doing the same motions over and over again.
There was also a sign that read 'Pobody's nerfect!'. The sign had a fist sized hole in it.
"So, the shop is apparently doing some updates and timed it right for when we wanted to teach," Magnus said, trying to place himself between Cara and the sign to prevent more bloodshed. "Which isn't great. Not something we planned on happening at all."
The particulars of which they'd been arguing right up until the updated started and that sign appeared. But united fronts and all that. "So we're going to have to improvise today. Let that be a lesson in itself."
Because they came from different canons in regards to the permanence of death. "Bob and weave," Magnus added cheerfully. "You never know what life's gonna throw at you, so always stay ready. We could... make sure to go through our inventories! Sometimes you forget what you have and then never end up using it when the situation calls for it."
Or because one of them had unresolved trauma from their own teenage experiences with temporary death as a teaching tool. Shut up, Cara's narrative. "In which case you deserve whatever happens." Someone was a judgemental pants today.
"Sooo... let's do that. And we still have leftover Cheerwine. Not sure why, I didn't even buy it." Because ya'll were from West Virginia, buddy. "But it's pretty good."
"If you say so," Judgeypants.
There was also a sign that read 'Pobody's nerfect!'. The sign had a fist sized hole in it.
"So, the shop is apparently doing some updates and timed it right for when we wanted to teach," Magnus said, trying to place himself between Cara and the sign to prevent more bloodshed. "Which isn't great. Not something we planned on happening at all."
The particulars of which they'd been arguing right up until the updated started and that sign appeared. But united fronts and all that. "So we're going to have to improvise today. Let that be a lesson in itself."
Because they came from different canons in regards to the permanence of death. "Bob and weave," Magnus added cheerfully. "You never know what life's gonna throw at you, so always stay ready. We could... make sure to go through our inventories! Sometimes you forget what you have and then never end up using it when the situation calls for it."
Or because one of them had unresolved trauma from their own teenage experiences with temporary death as a teaching tool. Shut up, Cara's narrative. "In which case you deserve whatever happens." Someone was a judgemental pants today.
"Sooo... let's do that. And we still have leftover Cheerwine. Not sure why, I didn't even buy it." Because ya'll were from West Virginia, buddy. "But it's pretty good."
"If you say so," Judgeypants.
Re: Inventory Check! - F&S [04]
"Otherwise, I got a pack of gum, my wallet, and a lot of 'ambient teenage aggression' to burn off."