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fandomhigh2018-01-02 11:28 pm
jedigrammarians) wrote in fandomhigh2018-01-02 11:28 pm
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Don't Do the Thing: Decision Making For Dummies [Tues, 3rd Period]
Aphra's first class wasn't being held in the Danger Shop, instead taking place in an ordinary classroom. Whether this was a good sign remained to be seen.
"Welcome to 'Decision Making For Dummies', I'm Doctor Aphra, and I'll be teaching you all about how not to get yourself killed in a fist of stupidity," she declared, smiling broadly in a way that totally didn't indicate their first mistake was signing up to the class. "Trust me, I've got experience here."
Totally not a mistake.
"First things, introductions, I recognise some of you, but there's also some newbies." Or people she'd forgotten, same diff. "Also it's a tradition. So name, class, and instead of telling us why you're taking the class, demonstrate why you need it by telling us all about some horribly embarrassing mistake you've made. Preferably recently."
"Welcome to 'Decision Making For Dummies', I'm Doctor Aphra, and I'll be teaching you all about how not to get yourself killed in a fist of stupidity," she declared, smiling broadly in a way that totally didn't indicate their first mistake was signing up to the class. "Trust me, I've got experience here."
Totally not a mistake.
"First things, introductions, I recognise some of you, but there's also some newbies." Or people she'd forgotten, same diff. "Also it's a tradition. So name, class, and instead of telling us why you're taking the class, demonstrate why you need it by telling us all about some horribly embarrassing mistake you've made. Preferably recently."