Continuing to Try Not to Die, Tuesday, August 15, 2017

[sith_happened]

"Welcome to the end of the summer, students," Anakin said. "You've all managed not to be seriously maimed at all, so well done."

If he was disappointed, he wasn't showing it.

"Today we'll end our course in Paris, which is a beautiful city in France, famous for art and food and music."

Are you worried yet, class? You should be.

Comments

Roadblock

[sith_happened]

Climb the Eiffel Tower! Or use the elevator like a normal person. Either way, when you get to the top, look for the three clues written on the ground to be spotted from the air--berté, égalité, fraternité--the three words from the French Revolution. Once you have recited them to the man guarding the elevator, he will give you the equipment to base-jump off of the Eiffel Tower.

[RNG says:
1. Ahsoka Tano
2. Pinkie Pie
3. Jason Lee Scott
4. Khadgar
5. Rey
6. Merrill
7. Kaylin Neya
8. Jyn Erso]

Re: Roadblock

[sprinklesgoboom]

Pinkie was totally tempted to try climbing the tower like a monkey, but ultimately decided to save her strength. With this class, she never knew where she would need it.

Besides, taking the elevator meant she had some spare time waiting in line to buy a ridiculous amount of trashy Parisian tourist items. Beret with a French flag embroidered on the brim? SHE'LL TAKE SIX, THANKS!

Re: Roadblock

[snipsnspecks]

Yeah, Ahsoka climbed the tower.

Annnnnd didn't put the parachute on before jumping off.

Re: Roadblock

[thatsweirdright]

Jason was gonna opt for the elevator, yeah. Also, base jumping? Hell yes. And it was school sanctioned, so he couldn't even get in trouble this time! Too bad Peridot wasn't around to witness this. Maybe he'd have to convince her to come try it sometime.

Re: Roadblock

[notamascot]

It was like flying. Terrifying, but amazing.

Kaylin went twice. She'd have gone a third time but the guy in the elevator wouldn't let her. Merde!