School Announcements, March 21

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

The announcements today come, as usual, shortly before first period.

"Good morning. All students please note that betting pools on the outcome of the NCAA basketball tournament are generally frowned upon -- no, Alpha, I told you to put down UConn for that bracket, no, the women's tournament, I don't care what the hamster thinks!"

There's an embarrassed pause.

"In addition, the drinking fountains in the school hallways appear to be dispensing Hawaiian Punch today instead of water. Any attempts to blame incidents of aggression on this will be summarily dismissed as invalid. Thank you, and have a heavily-sugared day."

[OOC: Today's random event brought to you by walter_n_wires. As always, suggestions via email or voicemail are welcome!]

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[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

*thinks he's a better mentor than a guinea pig any day, and thus is not above a little deliberate species mislabeling*

[swerval_zero]

OOC: If they'd just gotten a proper guinea pig instead of that CGI monstrosity...

Of course, it might have been hard to convince a proper guinea pig to wear the little ninja robes.