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stickitupmyjinx ([personal profile] stickitupmyjinx) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2017-07-07 10:47 am
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Alien Conspiracy Theories, Friday, Second Period

"Hey, guys!" Vanessa said, starting off today's class with a big smile on her face. "I'm Vanessa, and this is--" Something caught her eye, and she glanced at her class list. "This is Alien Conspiracy Theories. That--is not what I thought I was teaching." She took a deep breath. "Okay, we're going to blame my fiance, and we're going to move on. Don't worry, I'm sure I can teach you lots of fun facts about aliens!" She had Google, and the internet was full of crazy people. Also, she lived with Wade. It would be fine.

"Okay, so, um, to start, tell me your name and something about yourself, and why you're taking this class."
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Re: Sign In

[personal profile] intotheout 2017-07-07 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Gratuity Tucci
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Re: Introduce Yourselves!

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-07 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Peridot was looking amused at this one. She was managing, mostly, to not smirk too obviously as she said, "I'm Peridot. And I am an alien. I'm here to see what it is you Earthlings think about us."

Because it was bound to be hilarious.
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Re: Introduce Yourselves!

[personal profile] intotheout 2017-07-07 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Gratuity Tucci," Tip said. "Most people call me 'Tip'. And I signed up for this class because I met my best friend while he was part of an alien invasion force that colonized my Earth, and I figured any stories I told him from this class would make him laugh."

You were okay with all our students here for the hilarity of it all, right, Vanessa?

"Oh, and I've actually seen the ufo that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. It's a lot smaller than most people think it is."