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captainskullpoopl ([personal profile] captainskullpoopl) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2017-07-05 08:14 am
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The Healing Power of Crystals, Wednesday

If the class was expecting someone a little more... Ms Cleo, they'd be disappointed. But not for a lack of trying on the teacher's part.

"Alright refused to come visit to work her blind lady magic," Deadpool informed them. "Something about how I just put on my old lady panties and teach my damn class by myself. Which. Gross. But here we are."

Learning about crystals.

"So, you took this class because easy A or you're my TA and you never escape the magic I provide. Tell me your name and about a magic crystal. Make it some Jim Henson shit. Or a story about a stripper, I'm not picky."
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] captainskullpoopl 2017-07-05 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"We need to rob a fucking jewelry store now," Deadpool replied. "Now we have a final project. Thanks, Kermit."
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)

There was an awful lot to unpack there in that one statement. Peridot wasn't quite sure where to begin.

"What's a Kermit?"

That seemed like a good start.

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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] captainskullpoopl 2017-07-05 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That honestly could have been one of his many movie taglines.

"Little green puppets. Creepy if you think about it too much." A beat. "Aaaaand I'm thinking about it too much."
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Peridot hesitated for a long moment before deciding it was probably best if she didn't ask what a puppet was, next.

"I see..."

She really, really didn't.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] captainskullpoopl 2017-07-05 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pretty sure Jim Henson was coked out of his mind when he made them, so it sort of comes full circle."

Just... go with it, Peridot?
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That was more or less how Peridot coped with most things on Earth these days. So, there was that.

"Because Jim Henson was creepy?"

This was not the correct takeaway from that statement, 'Dot.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] captainskullpoopl 2017-07-05 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Exactly!" Apparently it was the right takeaway.
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[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then I'll be sure to avoid him," Peridot decided.

... Yeah, he'd be extra creepy if you were to meet him now.
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