The Healing Power of Crystals, Wednesday

[captainskullpoopl]

If the class was expecting someone a little more... Ms Cleo, they'd be disappointed. But not for a lack of trying on the teacher's part.

"Alright refused to come visit to work her blind lady magic," Deadpool informed them. "Something about how I just put on my old lady panties and teach my damn class by myself. Which. Gross. But here we are."

Learning about crystals.

"So, you took this class because easy A or you're my TA and you never escape the magic I provide. Tell me your name and about a magic crystal. Make it some Jim Henson shit. Or a story about a stripper, I'm not picky."

Comments

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Pretty sure Jim Henson was coked out of his mind when he made them, so it sort of comes full circle."

Just... go with it, Peridot?

Re: Introduce Yourself

[era_two_triangle]

That was more or less how Peridot coped with most things on Earth these days. So, there was that.

"Because Jim Henson was creepy?"

This was not the correct takeaway from that statement, 'Dot.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Exactly!" Apparently it was the right takeaway.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[era_two_triangle]

"Then I'll be sure to avoid him," Peridot decided.

... Yeah, he'd be extra creepy if you were to meet him now.