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Best Defence, Thursday
Today, the class would find themselves in the Danger Shop facing no one but Cassandra. Cass had her arms crossed and one eyebrow raised. "Your teacher cannot be here today due to... reasons, she said."
Rather it had been something about a film and a woman punching things that Cassandra had barely understood, but whatever.
"You joined this class to hit things," she said, "So today, we will hit things. Since there is no better teacher but experience, I have decided to let you have some. Find a creature. Hit it. Kill it, if you must. But incapacitate it somehow."
A pause.
"That is all. Do not look at me, I am not in the business of inspiring speeches."
Rather it had been something about a film and a woman punching things that Cassandra had barely understood, but whatever.
"You joined this class to hit things," she said, "So today, we will hit things. Since there is no better teacher but experience, I have decided to let you have some. Find a creature. Hit it. Kill it, if you must. But incapacitate it somehow."
A pause.
"That is all. Do not look at me, I am not in the business of inspiring speeches."
Hit A...
...Squirrel?
Re: ...Squirrel?
"You're still creepy," she informed it, "and I maybe still have a grudge about being squirrelnapped the other week, but this seems like it would be an extreme reaction."
If it was person-sized, that might have been a different story, but then again if it was person-sized it probably would have been a lot easier to catch.
...Soldier?
...Gremlin-Shaped Monster?
You can punch that.
...Butterfly?
...Bear?