Try Not to Die, Tuesday, June 6, 2017

[sith_happened]

"Today we're going to China, which is definitely in Asia," Anakin said.

Estonia was still confusing him. Shh.

"China is the most populous nation on this planet, holding more inhabitants than many moons I've visited. It's also home to pandas, a bear-like animal my daughter is obsessed with. They will not eat you."

He paused. "I think."

Comments

Re: Find Anakin!

[sith_happened]

"Not a fan of frog fallopian tubes?" Anakin said.

Re: Find Anakin!

[thatsweirdright]

"I mean, I'm sure they're fine if that's your thing, but... I'll take a Krispy Kreme over that any day." Which was saying a lot, considering his own less than positive associations with the doughnut chain.

Re: Find Anakin!

[sith_happened]

"Well, doughnuts are much better," Anakin said. "I'm guessing. I didn't try the food."

Because he was the teacher and also a massive hypocrite.