Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandomhigh2017-06-06 12:42 pm
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Try Not to Die, Tuesday, June 6, 2017
"Today we're going to China, which is definitely in Asia," Anakin said.
Estonia was still confusing him. Shh.
"China is the most populous nation on this planet, holding more inhabitants than many moons I've visited. It's also home to pandas, a bear-like animal my daughter is obsessed with. They will not eat you."
He paused. "I think."
Estonia was still confusing him. Shh.
"China is the most populous nation on this planet, holding more inhabitants than many moons I've visited. It's also home to pandas, a bear-like animal my daughter is obsessed with. They will not eat you."
He paused. "I think."

Roadblock #2
Are you afraid? You should be.
You must eat a dessert known as hasma, which is the fatty connective tissue found near the fallopian tubes of a frog, served to you in two hollowed-out papaya halves. You have to finish both servings of hasma, using only a provided pair of chopsticks and without lifting the papaya off of the table, to figure out where Anakin is.
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She'd had worse. Jyn ate the hasma with no problem.
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Using chopsticks successfully? That was another story. He was gonna be here a while.
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It would be nice to say that she ate it with no problem, except that the chopsticks were . . . a fairly sizable problem.