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fandomhigh2017-05-08 11:06 am
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Advanced Takeout, Monday, May 8, 2017
For the first day of class, there was a nice selection of protein shakes or coffee for the students to grab before things started. Because they were starting on a high note. It was all down hill from here on out, kids.
"Hello, and welcome to Advanced Takeout," Tony said. "I'm Mr. Stark or Tony if you'd rather."
"And I'm Steve Rogers," Steve added. "Um, calling me Steve would be kind of strange. Welcome to Advanced Takeout. We know there are a couple other food-related classes this summer--this one is for people who can't cook."
Like them.
They only blew up one kitchen! On island. So far.
"Captain Rogers," Tony suggested to the class because Steve lacked the casual sweaters for 'Mr. Rogers' after all. "It's the first class, so things will be easy with letting us know your name and why you picked this class. You're in for a lot of this for the rest of the week. Sorry."
Steve grinned. "You can also tell us your biggest kitchen disaster. We blew up a microwave making apple pie a few months back."
Don't ask how. Just...don't.
"And I even have a doctorate in chemistry, so it can happen to anyone," Tony added cheerfully. Because it had been for science. Didn't you all feel better about yourselves?
"And after you're done with the introductions, you can try to make coffee or a protein shake," Steve said. Which, well, Tony's robot DUM-E had a hard time doing, so it can't be that easy, right?
"Hello, and welcome to Advanced Takeout," Tony said. "I'm Mr. Stark or Tony if you'd rather."
"And I'm Steve Rogers," Steve added. "Um, calling me Steve would be kind of strange. Welcome to Advanced Takeout. We know there are a couple other food-related classes this summer--this one is for people who can't cook."
Like them.
They only blew up one kitchen! On island. So far.
"Captain Rogers," Tony suggested to the class because Steve lacked the casual sweaters for 'Mr. Rogers' after all. "It's the first class, so things will be easy with letting us know your name and why you picked this class. You're in for a lot of this for the rest of the week. Sorry."
Steve grinned. "You can also tell us your biggest kitchen disaster. We blew up a microwave making apple pie a few months back."
Don't ask how. Just...don't.
"And I even have a doctorate in chemistry, so it can happen to anyone," Tony added cheerfully. Because it had been for science. Didn't you all feel better about yourselves?
"And after you're done with the introductions, you can try to make coffee or a protein shake," Steve said. Which, well, Tony's robot DUM-E had a hard time doing, so it can't be that easy, right?
Re: Make coffee or a protein shake!
Because, of course, what a natural place for a seventeen year old girl's brain to go, right? This made a bit more sense, really, in context.
"What you're talking about, then, it just takes water vapor from the air and condenses it into moisture, right? You can do that with alcohol?"
Re: Make coffee or a protein shake!
"Well, it's not exactly the same." There wasn't any random alcohol in the air, after all. "But Kix's still used some vaporator parts."
Re: Make coffee or a protein shake!
She was tapping her chin thoughtfully. "I should learn more about these stills," she decided, picturing herself with a never-ending supply of booze to bribe radio squirrels with. "Who's Kix? Is that someone here?"
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Well, technically, Jesse'd said he was MIA, but the clankers weren't big on taking prisoners.
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"Ohmygosh, I'm so sorry."