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Steve Rogers ([personal profile] heroic_jawline) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2017-05-08 11:06 am
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Advanced Takeout, Monday, May 8, 2017

For the first day of class, there was a nice selection of protein shakes or coffee for the students to grab before things started. Because they were starting on a high note. It was all down hill from here on out, kids.

"Hello, and welcome to Advanced Takeout," Tony said. "I'm Mr. Stark or Tony if you'd rather."

"And I'm Steve Rogers," Steve added. "Um, calling me Steve would be kind of strange. Welcome to Advanced Takeout. We know there are a couple other food-related classes this summer--this one is for people who can't cook."

Like them.

They only blew up one kitchen! On island. So far.

"Captain Rogers," Tony suggested to the class because Steve lacked the casual sweaters for 'Mr. Rogers' after all. "It's the first class, so things will be easy with letting us know your name and why you picked this class. You're in for a lot of this for the rest of the week. Sorry."

Steve grinned. "You can also tell us your biggest kitchen disaster. We blew up a microwave making apple pie a few months back."

Don't ask how. Just...don't.

"And I even have a doctorate in chemistry, so it can happen to anyone," Tony added cheerfully. Because it had been for science. Didn't you all feel better about yourselves?

"And after you're done with the introductions, you can try to make coffee or a protein shake," Steve said. Which, well, Tony's robot DUM-E had a hard time doing, so it can't be that easy, right?
snipsnspecks: (A: Artoo's the only one with any sense)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-08 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Ahsoka, and it's got to be better than rations." You were asked three questions, Ahsoka.
imafuturist: (so smirky)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] imafuturist 2017-05-08 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hello, Ahsoka," Tony replied, trying not to laugh at that answer. "Rations?"
snipsnspecks: (A: Well this sucks)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-08 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Several years of the of the GAR's finest offerings," Ahsoka replied in an utterly unenthusiastic voice.

And she'd gotten to eat actual food more often than the 501st had.
imafuturist: (wait what)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] imafuturist 2017-05-08 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony nodded slowly at that because... yeah. That was a thing then.

"Do you have any experience trying to cook for yourself?
snipsnspecks: (A: Judging Anakin with Obi-Wan)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-08 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was a complicated few years." Non-committal like a Kenobi.
imafuturist: (trying to look innocent)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] imafuturist 2017-05-08 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, I'll take that as a no," Tony decided. "Not a problem. You're doing better than your teachers on the kitchen disasters then. "