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fandomhigh2017-03-17 03:19 am
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2017-03-17 03:19 am
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Don't Be a Hero [Thursday, 2nd Period]
Class was in an ordinary classroom this week, and Cara was leaning against the front desk.
"So, sex, on the whole it's a better use of your time than picking fights," said the woman who didn't actually draw a line between fighting and foreplay. "But it has dangers of its own, and I don't just mean catching some disease or getting with child, and if you don't know how to avoid that, there's a clinic in town, it'll be far less embarrassing asking questions now than while you're afraid your cock's about to rot off."
In case anyone was wondering why Cara had never even considered teaching a sex ed class.
"No, I mean hidden dangers, like pulling something you weren't trying to because you were more ambitious than limber, or not taking enough care while picking a spot and ending up with foliage where it should never go, not going far enough while 'taking a walk' and having your travelling companions critique your performance in the morning, or sleeping with someone you know is going to try to stick a knife in your back, possibly literally." That last one never ended well, kids.
"I'm sure you can think of some others." Beat. "By which I mean that's your assignment today."
"So, sex, on the whole it's a better use of your time than picking fights," said the woman who didn't actually draw a line between fighting and foreplay. "But it has dangers of its own, and I don't just mean catching some disease or getting with child, and if you don't know how to avoid that, there's a clinic in town, it'll be far less embarrassing asking questions now than while you're afraid your cock's about to rot off."
In case anyone was wondering why Cara had never even considered teaching a sex ed class.
"No, I mean hidden dangers, like pulling something you weren't trying to because you were more ambitious than limber, or not taking enough care while picking a spot and ending up with foliage where it should never go, not going far enough while 'taking a walk' and having your travelling companions critique your performance in the morning, or sleeping with someone you know is going to try to stick a knife in your back, possibly literally." That last one never ended well, kids.
"I'm sure you can think of some others." Beat. "By which I mean that's your assignment today."
Sign In - Hero [10]
Re: Sign In - Hero [10]
Re: Sign In - Hero [10]
Re: Sign In - Hero [10]
Listen to Cara - Hero [10]
Discussion - Hero [10]
Re: Discussion - Hero [10]
Ada had seen it happen more than once, with her cousins.
Re: Discussion - Hero [10]
But it was rather arousing thinking about stabbing a lover because his presence upset her brother. All that blood. Possibly she was moving away from the embarrassing part.
Re: Discussion - Hero [10]
Talk to Cara - Hero [10]
This mightn't be a good thing.
OOC - TW [10]