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Library, Saturday

Ahsoka thought she was getting used to the library throwing its low key weirdness at her, but then she'd come in today only to find a large animal that looked kind of like a less furry nerf that'd lost half its horns in the middle of the library.

Licking the books.

Great, she hadn't even had caf yet, and now she was craving nerf-burgers as well.

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"Just--go," Rhys gritted out, slowly sinking to the ground as he lost traction and had absolutely no effect on the cow. Other than to maybe annoy it a little.

"Have you got any salt?" Ahsoka asked, still tugging on ~~Nerfy's~~ the cow's horns. "Large herbivores are supposed to like it."

Rhys popped back up over the cow's hindquarters. "Why would I be carrying salt with me?"

Salt was useful? Which probably explained why he wouldn't carry it, really.

"That's not a no."

Hey! Accurate, but hurtful.

"It's a no," he assured her, rolling his eyes.

"Try grabbing a book then," Ahsoka said. "Maybe we can lure it out with one."

"This is getting ridiculous," the adult, turned teenager with the robotic limbs muttered to the alien with magical powers. But he did grab a book to try holding out enticingly to the cow.

They were Force powers, completely different from magic.

The cow turned its head towards Rhys and his book and took a step towards him. "I think it's working."

The Force, magic... same thing. Just as long as she didn't start glowing and opening up vaults on him.

"...oh god," Rhys said, making a face as he stepped away to get it out of the room. "It better not bite me."

"Herbivore." Which meant she was more concerned about it squishing him.

"What if it confuses me for a plant then?" Rhys snapped.

He was very lanky, after all.

"You're too loud to be a plant," Ahsoka pointed out.

"You don't know that!" He really was. And he was being crowded on out of the library by a lumbering, bibliophile of a cow.

"You'll be fine," Ahsoka reassured him even as she kept herself ready to yank him out of the way with the Force if she needed to.

"It's so gross," Rhys whined as more book licking happened when he was too slow to step back.

He tossed the book further into the hallway, giving the cow an expectant look.

Ahsoka gave the cow a prod with the Force. "Go, Nerfy, be free."

Once the cow slowly ambled forward, Rhys not so slowly scrambled around yo get back in the library and away from it.

"This place is so weird."

"What was your first clue?"

No one liked a smart-arse, Ahsoka.

And yet that was basically the only sort of person who Rhys hung out with at any point in time.

"I'm just saying," he muttered, crossing his arms over his chest. "At least most of the wildlife here isn't murderous."

That was about all it had going for it.

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