Pokémon Going, Wednesday - First Period (1/4/2017)

[captainskullpoopl]

"Holy shit, people signed up for this?" Deadpool said after wandering in late. "I guess I actually have to teach you or something."

It'll be 'or something'.

"It will indeed be 'or something'," he agreed cheerfully. "So, you showed up to a class that somehow got approved by teaching professionals about a phone game of catching fictional Japanese monsters while forcing your lazy ass to exercise. You either made a mistake or want the easiest class possible. Both of these things are true in either case. Congratulations. I'm assuming you all have phones and don't really care to confirm that, so..."

He shrugged helpfully.

"Okay, since I've got a piece of shit Bulbasaur to catch, we'll make this fast. Give me a name that I may or may not call you all semester and which team you joined. But, let's be honest here, Instinct for life. You, first one to sign into the thread. Go for it."

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Sign In

[captainskullpoopl]

Ready to be the very best

Re: Sign In

[era_two_triangle]

Peridot

Re: Sign In

[snipsnspecks]

Ahsoka Tano

Re: Sign In

[rebelseekspizza]

Dante

Listen to the... Well, Just Listen

[captainskullpoopl]

Like no one ever was

Re: Listen to the... Well, Just Listen

[era_two_triangle]

... Wait, they needed phones?

Peridot didn't know they needed phones!

She was going to have to liberate one from Stark's during her shift on Friday.

Re: Listen to the... Well, Just Listen

[snipsnspecks]

...phone game?

You used comms for communicating, not...whatever this was.

Re: Listen to the... Well, Just Listen

[yogurtvore]

Blue definitely did not remember signing up for this class.

Luckily, she did have a phone. It had arrived sometime last semester in a box with a note that said, Dear Sargent, Dreamed this and don't need it. Throw that fucking burner in a hole. and being a Ronan Lynch Original, it didn't exactly run any OS known to man.

So she was rather frantically going to be making sure it could download the app in question. If not, whatever, she honestly wasn't sure this teacher would ever notice.

Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"I cant remember the rest of the song for the OCD," Deadpool said, waiting for that first student.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[era_two_triangle]

"I'm Peridot," Peridot said, looking completely casual and not at all like a student who joined a class about a phone game without actually being possessive of a phone. Honest. "And I joined..."

... Well, better go with the only one she'd heard the name of.

"Instinct."

Besides, Peridot going for Team Yellow was really nothing new.

RE: Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"High five," he said, holding up his hand for that. "Also, I've noticed that you're green. How's that going for you?"

Re: Introduce Yourself

[snipsnspecks]

"I'm Ahsoka."

And that was a marvellous dodge of the rest of Deadpool's question right there.

RE: Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Aaaaaand?" C'mon now. You gotta pick something you know nothing about!

Re: Introduce Yourself

[rebelseekspizza]

"I'm Dante," Dante offered, hanging around like he had totally joined this class because he knew they weren't actually going to learn anything. "Instinct, fuck."

RE: Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Now, was the last 'fuck' just for emphasis?" Deadpool asked. "Or a speech impediment that has newly emerged?"

Re: Introduce Yourself

[not_every_mage]

"I'm Anders," said Anders, who was totally in this class because it sounded easy. "And I have to break the Instinct streak. I went with team Mystic."

Lyrium and spirit magic were both blue, or at least blue-ish, so Anders figured it was his biological destiny to choose the blue team. Even if he was feeling slightly outnumbered by all the Team instincts here.

RE: Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"I guess I'll allow it," Deadpool replied. "For diversirty or whatever the fuck this place stands for. Dramatic porn, I think."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[spell_chucker]

"I'm Khadgar, but I've learned to answer anything that starts with the same letter." He'd resigned himself to his fate at this point. "And... well, is there a blue team?"

RE: Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Mystic it is," Deadpool confirmed, pointing over at Anders. "You can hang out with Harry Potter over there, Kelly."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[studyingfear]

"I'm Rufus," he said. He was here because Tseng was going to have to find a way to swing this class as educational when he reported it to his father and Rufus found that hilarious. "Team Mystic."

There hadn't been a team 'stab your enemies in the back' so he'd made due.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[yogurtvore]

"I'm Blue," Blue said, and after frantically using her iDream or whatever she should call this thing to look up the teams, she declared, "Team Mystic. And no, that's not why."

That was honestly mostly why.

Talk to the Teacher

[captainskullpoopl]

You know. If you want to.

OOC

[captainskullpoopl]

Goddamn Bulbasaurs.

Re: OOC

[era_two_triangle]

But seriously INSTINCT FOREVER THOUGH.

Re: OOC

[vrajna_kralis]

YOU ARE WRONG, IT'S MYSTIC FOREVER AND ALWAYS.