Library, Monday

[intotheout]

J.Lo had sent Tip a list of suggested New Year's resolutions. Every fifth item on the list was "call your friend J.Lo more often".

So she was reading a low-key space opera full of lesbians instead.

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[intotheout]

"It's pretty cool," Tip agreed. "They haven't even done anything super weird at me yet, like the Post Office does sometimes."

[wefindintheashes]

"Beg pardon?" Goody just wanted things to be normal for once, okay? But nooooo. He had to end up on the craziest island possible.

[intotheout]

"Yeah. In case you hadn't noticed, you ended up in Crazy Town."

[wefindintheashes]

"You know, I had almost hoped it was just something about the future."

So much drinking in his immediate future.