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fandomhigh2016-09-09 10:57 am
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Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 9/9
"Hey, some of you came back," Deadpool said once enough people wandered into the classroom. "Isn't that nice. It's almost like you have to for activity reasons."
Wade, c'mon. Don't point that shit out.
"Anywho," he continued, blithely ignoring the narrative. "I guess we should do something other than talk about how much we all like alcohol. Ooo, there's a class idea. No one explicitly told me I'm not allowed to put alcohol near you kids. I mean, sure it's common sense and all for a teacher, but sometimes we need these rules for a reason. And that reason should be me."
He just looked so proud about that. It was precious.
Once the moment passed, he waved his hands in the air like he just did not care. "Next time. Today we wiiiillllll... leeeeearn abooooout... shiiiiiiiit. This is harder than I thought it'd be. Eh, fuck it. Gonna wing this shit. We're gonna lie about our feelings. Today's exercise involves blatantly lying to yourself and others about how you feel. It's fun! And not at all slowly crippling your development as adults. You! Kid whose name I've already decided not to remember can start."
He paused and then stage whispered, "That literally means any of you."
Wade, c'mon. Don't point that shit out.
"Anywho," he continued, blithely ignoring the narrative. "I guess we should do something other than talk about how much we all like alcohol. Ooo, there's a class idea. No one explicitly told me I'm not allowed to put alcohol near you kids. I mean, sure it's common sense and all for a teacher, but sometimes we need these rules for a reason. And that reason should be me."
He just looked so proud about that. It was precious.
Once the moment passed, he waved his hands in the air like he just did not care. "Next time. Today we wiiiillllll... leeeeearn abooooout... shiiiiiiiit. This is harder than I thought it'd be. Eh, fuck it. Gonna wing this shit. We're gonna lie about our feelings. Today's exercise involves blatantly lying to yourself and others about how you feel. It's fun! And not at all slowly crippling your development as adults. You! Kid whose name I've already decided not to remember can start."
He paused and then stage whispered, "That literally means any of you."
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Seriously giving him way too much credit, Dante.
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Not at all.
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Also the fourth-wall observing teenager.
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"It's okay, maybe they had Dutch equivalents. I don't know."
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"Right," Dante said.
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