Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

[bigdamnprincipal]

It may have just been a coincidence that the weather was sunny now that Fandom was back home in Maryland, but no one was going to complain.

Okay, maybe they were going to complain a little since the sun meant it was in the high 90s 32C outside, but that just meant there was a good excuse for all the ice cream on the buffet table of picnic food.

There was the usual second table set up as well, stacked with nametags and lists to help folks locate their siblings and roommates. Once the chairs were set up and the tables were glittered, it was time to welcome the new folks and start a new semester!

[OCD is up! This is part one of the picnic, specifically for meeting siblings, roommates, and teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening here. Since it's outside, the picnic is open to all students, teachers, and townies!]

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Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"Molding is a bit extreme. Lightly pummeling sounds about right," Deadpool announced. "But thank you for not being rude this time."

No, he wasn't going to explain the OCD to you. You'll figure it out on your own.

RE: Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[teenagewarhead.livejournal.com]

The voice is what made her stop in her tracks. The utter nonsense of what he said is what made her turn around and then roll her eyes.

Seriously? He's here?

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

Excuse you, he was a delight.

"Sinead! How'd you get off Brass Ball's leash?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[teenagewarhead.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Again with the hair jokes.

"Apparently I need to socialize more," she replied with an eyeroll. "Why are you here? Is there a flea market with lots of 80's paraphernalia?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

Shhh. Always with the hair jokes.

"I'm a teacher, you awful product of the 90's," he replied cheerfully.

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[teenagewarhead.livejournal.com]

Says the Rob Liefeld creation with giant pouches and tiny ankles.

"Wait. They let you teach? Was Jeffrey Dahmer not available?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

Whoa, Fabian was he real daddy! Liefeld was just a donor.

"Ha ha, you're precious. Didn't you help me kill some guys?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[teenagewarhead.livejournal.com]

"Saving your so-called future baby-mama," she reminded him as she crossed her arms. "I'm not the one who spelled out the guy's name with body parts."

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"Hey, I promised that motherfucker I'd spell it out for him," Deadpool replied. "And my baby-mama is here too. So be nice to the lady. She hasn't dumped my ass so far."

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[teenagewarhead.livejournal.com]

"I don't have a problem with her," she shot back. "She seems at least normal compared to you."

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"You live with a cult of mutants who worship some bald Jean Luc Picard looking motherfucker and I'm the weird one here?" Look at your life, look at your choices.

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[teenagewarhead.livejournal.com]

"Who the fuck is John Luke Picard?" She said looking confused. "Do I look like a girl who worships shit?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"Kids these days," he said with a sigh. "Should I have picked a McAvoy character instead?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[stickitupmyjinx]

"Here, hold this," Vanessa said, handing Wade her plate of snacks. If he wanted to eat any of them, that was fine, but she needed a hand free to take her flask out of her pocket, unscrew the cap with her teeth, and pour a healthy dose of its contents into her standard issue Solo cup, because she was a role model.

"The cop we stole our apartment from is here."

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"Is he? Oh my god, he looks like a twink. Maybe a twunk? I think the word is twunk," Wade replied, stealing a bite of a cookie as payment for holding the plate. "Did you see the furry yet?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[stickitupmyjinx]

"Why do you think I need this much vodka before noon?" A beat. "Besides the fact that it's before noon."

"I think he's a twunk. Like he was a twink five years ago but now he got muscle."

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"We should have gone to that wedding to steal more booze."

And cheer on Lawrence Fishburne.

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[stickitupmyjinx]

"Yeah, but that would have required effort." She said that like free booze was not one of the things she would happily put in effort for.

"Also someone ripped my dress."

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"...was it me on National Potato Day?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[stickitupmyjinx]

"It might have been." In retrospect that application of French fries had been risky to begin with. "Which reminds me, did you know today is National Just Because Day?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

Excuse you, those fries made the day special.

"...is it?" Oh, now he was interested.

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[stickitupmyjinx]

"It is," Vanessa confirmed with a grin. "So start thinking about what you want to do just because."

In their apartment that they had stolen from a cop.

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"You saucy lil' minx you," Wade said. Then saw the furry again. "And there goes my boner for at least five minutes."

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[stickitupmyjinx]

Yeah, there were limits.

"People are getting entirely too comfortable with their fursonas."

Re: Meet Your Teachers [Fall 2016]

[captainskullpoopl]

"Puppy roleplay is killed," he agreed, stealing another cookie.