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fandomhigh2016-07-25 07:59 am
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Relationships for Dummies, Monday - 2nd Period
Deadpool was not on his phone this time around. But the phone was nearby and stuck on a loading screen because apparently no one wanted him to hatch his goddamn 10k egg anytime soon. "Hey, kids. Welcome back. Glad to see no one got lost hunting for cheese."
Vanessa was totally not pouting about a similar issue. “Today’s lesson is about patience. You have to be patient with other people.” And the Pokemon Go servers.
Mostly the servers, to be honest.
"Take for example if your partner isn't dealing with some bad news in the best fashion possible," Deadpool said. "You know. Hypothetically."
Had nothing to do with him.
“Communication might also be a good idea there,” Vanessa said, not at all pointedly, nope.
"So, basically we're talking about two things here!" Ahahaha, their relationship drama as classroom fodder. "Which has nothing to do with your teachers, so don't ask."
Right, because they were professionals who could keep their private lives private oh wait. “Anyway. Patience! Sometimes someone is not going to come around to your way of thinking right away, or talk to you about what’s bugging them. So. You have to learn patience.” Great speech there Vanessa good job.
"And sometimes you have to spit it the fuck out rather than mope around like a whiney little pissbaby who was hiding from your problems instead of confronting them for the betterment of your relationships," Deadpool added with maybe a little vehemence. "God, I hope I learned that lesson and don't have to repeat it in the sequel…"
“Yes, I agree, but with maybe a little less swearing in front of the students, honey.”
Deadpool nodded in complete understanding. "Spit it the frick out. But I stand by pissbaby."
“So let’s talk about patience!” Vanessa said with slightly false brightness. She was still working on getting comfortable with this teaching thing. “When was a time you had to be patient, or that being patient would have helped you?”
Vanessa was totally not pouting about a similar issue. “Today’s lesson is about patience. You have to be patient with other people.” And the Pokemon Go servers.
Mostly the servers, to be honest.
"Take for example if your partner isn't dealing with some bad news in the best fashion possible," Deadpool said. "You know. Hypothetically."
Had nothing to do with him.
“Communication might also be a good idea there,” Vanessa said, not at all pointedly, nope.
"So, basically we're talking about two things here!" Ahahaha, their relationship drama as classroom fodder. "Which has nothing to do with your teachers, so don't ask."
Right, because they were professionals who could keep their private lives private oh wait. “Anyway. Patience! Sometimes someone is not going to come around to your way of thinking right away, or talk to you about what’s bugging them. So. You have to learn patience.” Great speech there Vanessa good job.
"And sometimes you have to spit it the fuck out rather than mope around like a whiney little pissbaby who was hiding from your problems instead of confronting them for the betterment of your relationships," Deadpool added with maybe a little vehemence. "God, I hope I learned that lesson and don't have to repeat it in the sequel…"
“Yes, I agree, but with maybe a little less swearing in front of the students, honey.”
Deadpool nodded in complete understanding. "Spit it the frick out. But I stand by pissbaby."
“So let’s talk about patience!” Vanessa said with slightly false brightness. She was still working on getting comfortable with this teaching thing. “When was a time you had to be patient, or that being patient would have helped you?”
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