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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2016-07-13 02:02 am
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Extreme PE 2: PE Harder [Tuesday, Period 2]

Today Bond's class would find themselves on top of a hill which was very pretty and very steep, Bond was standing beside them holding what looked awfully like a large wheel of cheese in a protective wooden case. Covered in ribbons. Because it was.

"Good morning," he greeted them. "Now, given the weekend, today we're going to be looking at one of the more...eccentric extreme sports, namely cheese-rolling, an annual event that takes place in Gloucester that involves rolling a wheel of cheese down a steep hill then chasing after it, winner gets the cheese. While no one's actually died doing this, and the safeties are on, do be careful."

With that he threw the cheese.

Re: Sign In - EPE2 [02]

[identity profile] kenselvren.livejournal.com 2016-07-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Jalian d'Arsennette y ken Selvren

Re: Listen to Bond - EPE2 [02]

[identity profile] kenselvren.livejournal.com 2016-07-12 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Jalian looked at Bond.

She looked at the cheese.

She looked at the hill.

She looked at Bond.

"This is a sport?" she asked incredulously.

Re: Listen to Bond - EPE2 [02]

[identity profile] kenselvren.livejournal.com 2016-07-12 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"They should stop making cheese at the tops of hills," Jalian said firmly. "Or become less clumsy."

Dropping your food was no excuse for declaring a sport.