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fandomhigh2016-04-07 12:16 am
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Oh the Humanity!: Friendship is International Adventure, Thursday, period 1
"Bonjour!" Pinkie greeted as the students gathered for class, today. "Bienvenue à nouveau chaque poney! Aujourd'hui, nous allons à une belle ville en Afrique de l'Ouest . Espérons que vous avez tous brossé votre français!"
Because, sure, why wouldn't the creature from a universe that literally doesn't have a France speak French?
"Yeah, in case ya didn't follow that," Eliot said. "Today we're headed to West Africa, specifically Senegal, which was colonized primarily by the French. So that's their official language."
"Une belle langue pour un beau pays!" said Pinkie.
"You gonna be doin' that all day?"
"Oui!"
Eliot sighed. "Right. Well, we've got phrasebooks for everyone who isn't randomly fluent. We'll be hitting the capital city of Dakar, where you're reasonably likely to be able to find someone who speaks English. But, uh. Try not to wander too far off the beaten track."
"Je pense que vous allez aimer Dakar. Il semble si plein d'histoire et de la culture et des musées et il y a un zoo! Très amusant!"
"You sound like an online translator," Eliot said.
"Allons-y!"
Because, sure, why wouldn't the creature from a universe that literally doesn't have a France speak French?
"Yeah, in case ya didn't follow that," Eliot said. "Today we're headed to West Africa, specifically Senegal, which was colonized primarily by the French. So that's their official language."
"Une belle langue pour un beau pays!" said Pinkie.
"You gonna be doin' that all day?"
"Oui!"
Eliot sighed. "Right. Well, we've got phrasebooks for everyone who isn't randomly fluent. We'll be hitting the capital city of Dakar, where you're reasonably likely to be able to find someone who speaks English. But, uh. Try not to wander too far off the beaten track."
"Je pense que vous allez aimer Dakar. Il semble si plein d'histoire et de la culture et des musées et il y a un zoo! Très amusant!"
"You sound like an online translator," Eliot said.
"Allons-y!"

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